The wig formerly known as Donald Trump

●Trump is the circus peanut of candy● professional toupee● pan, NB feminist ♋●
thanks to @figzet for making my avi●

[The wig formerly known as Donald Trump @trumps_squirrel]

Aggressive positivity: be kind and accept yourself for who you are or I will do it for you

[The wig formerly known as Donald Trump @trumps_squirrel]

@b_trussell Yeah exactly! You get it

[The wig formerly known as Donald Trump @trumps_squirrel]

O no. A koch brother died. I am.. so sad at the news.

[The wig formerly known as Donald Trump @trumps_squirrel]

@ssquirrel007 To sleep or not to sleep, that is.. 😴

[The wig formerly known as Donald Trump @trumps_squirrel]

I've figured it out lads, the meaning of life. It was right in front of our paws the whole time:

[The wig formerly known as Donald Trump @trumps_squirrel]

Some people prefer pigeons over squirrels and I do not support your decision to be wrong. #squirrelarmy

[The wig formerly known as Donald Trump @trumps_squirrel]

@SplendidRodent It's just me on a normal weeknight

[The wig formerly known as Donald Trump @trumps_squirrel]

@ssquirrel007

[The wig formerly known as Donald Trump @trumps_squirrel]

@ssquirrel007 You know damn well it's not and you're just posting this to make people upset

[farha @shutyourhell]

dudes will go to UCLA but when will U C your girl 😞

[The wig formerly known as Donald Trump @trumps_squirrel]

@ssquirrel007 For when you want to curdle your stomach up? To each their own I suppose

[The wig formerly known as Donald Trump @trumps_squirrel]

@ssquirrel007 I'll try anything once 😀 don't tell me you drink this on the regular

[Dick King-Smith HQ @DickKingSmith]

TIL: millipedes prance.

[Secret Squirrel @ssquirrel007]

@trumps_squirrel good squirrel

[The wig formerly known as Donald Trump @trumps_squirrel]

@ssquirrel007 YES And my stomach still hurts

Check and mate

[￮༺𓂂𓂃ᗙ 𝔐𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔦𝔫 ᗛ𓂃𓂂༻￮ @KlatuBaradaNiko]

The selfie📸 in front of that homan isn't worth it

Lunch is waiting at home 🐿 🐿

[The wig formerly known as Donald Trump @trumps_squirrel]

👀

[MoveOn @MoveOn]

With over 100K signatures and counting, #TrumpTower in Manhattan could have a fancy new address. https://t.co/vaMX0qEDKm

[The wig formerly known as Donald Trump @trumps_squirrel]

Can I vote? No. Will that stop me from running around biting the hands of trump voters? Absolutely not.

[The wig formerly known as Donald Trump @trumps_squirrel]

🎶she's a maniac, maaaaaniac oh oh oh🎶

[Nibbler & Chippy @ChippyNibbler]

Nibbler thought Monday was cancelled so he went back to sleep. A short time later, he woke up refreshed. Now he is ready to face the day. Happy Monday! 😃 #squirrel #squirrels #nature #animals #MondayMorning