Trumpton Grammar

We are passionately committed to inspiring the youth of Trumpton to strive for new heights of academic achievement and biscuit manufacturing.

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School trip to Iran is off for 120 days.

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School choir preparing for their exciting trip to sing at the Trump inaugauration.

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The history buff who dug deep to make a medieval discovery. £ Thrilling discovery!

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Hands up all you tiger pupils leaving British children far behind | News Review | The Times & The Sunday Times £ https://t.co/Olh2dx2KGK

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@EarlOfTrumpton Meet me in the Batmanjelidh Spa later and we can discuss it.

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There will be a contiguous cull of all pupils with IQs lower than 116 behind the stables this morning (110 for boys) (Stanford-Binet scale)

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If any parents are MPs, please let us know immediately so we can make a note on your child's 11+ paper.

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Year 8's curriculum has now changed. With immediate effect they will be working full time on school cap and boater production. #entrepreneur

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You will note that we are now called the Earl of Trumpton Grammar, Trumpton Grammar for short. @EarlOfTrumpton

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To allay the concerns of parents we would like to reassure everyone by announcing there are categorically no experts at @TrumptonAcad

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We are just about to announce the overseas fees for EU born pupils for 2018/2019. Just add two noughts to their age for each week's tuition.

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Apologies if you received the wrong newsletter this week. The head's wife made a typing error in the address line. She says.

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Interviews for the new head teacher will be taking place in the Glasshouse Hall in September.

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Freedom Fries on sale in the school tuck shop this evening, microwaved though as the entire ancillary staff has been repatriated.

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We're up to 375 schools in our Trumpton Multi-Academy Trust, hurrah!

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10% discount for anyone who wants to buy a seat on the @TrumptonAcad governing body, especially non-doms.

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Pork baps on sale the evening to parents in the Ashcroft Hawaiian Bar.

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The new leader of @TrumptonLabour Mr Corblimey looked nervous for his first #PMQs

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He can come to @TrumptonAcad & tell the young plebs why #Cameronatemydinner https://t.co/4xtxaz6n46

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92% passes for the Tufty Club exam. Badges all round!