Trumpymachus

People tell me I'm the best philosopher. Not like #CrookedSocrates. #MakeAthensGreatAgain

[Trumpymachus @trumpymachus]

.....This was done by the oligarchs in order to make me look as bad as possible when I was successfully raising Billions of Drachma to help conquer Syracuse. If a person died for any reason, like old age, just add them onto the list. Bad politics!

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10,000 people did not die in our campaigns in Sicily. When I left the Island, AFTER the battle, they had anywhere from 6 to 18 deaths. As time went by it did not go up by much. Then, a long time later, they started to report really large numbers, like 10,000...

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#LyinPlato “SHADOW BANNING” (ignoring) prominent sophists (like me) in upcoming dialogues. Not good. We will look into this discriminatory and illegal practice at once! Many complaints. I'm very popular with Athenians. #ostracisephilosophers #MAGA

[Trumpymachus @trumpymachus]

Inconceivable that the archons would break into an orator’s office (early in the morning) - totally unheard of & perhaps illegal. The good news is that your favorite Philosopher King did nothing wrong! #NoCollusion #MAGA

[Trumpymachus @trumpymachus]

The Panathenaea Procession Debate is alive and well again - can’t believe it! Isn’t it in contract that athletes must stand during the procession? The women of Athens must now make a stand. First time kneeling, out for the games. Second time kneeling, ostracized!

[Trumpymachus @trumpymachus]

When I said that Athens 'would' give earth and water to Xerxes, I misspoke. It was a double negative. Like #CrookedSocrates and #LyinPlato: they're a double negative. #nocol(l)usion #MAGA

[Trumpymachus @trumpymachus]

@RivkahBrown @thebafflermag An excellent piece. Though I would offer one minor correction. In the debate with Mary Beard Johnson took Greece's part and Beard argued for Rome. Philhellene poseur that he is. Or course Beard wiped the floor with him.

[Trumpymachus @trumpymachus]

Most people would have taken that meeting with Xerxes. Pausanias did nothing wrong. It's called opposition research. #fakenews #maga

[Trumpymachus @trumpymachus]

I have great respect for Socrates. Tremendous respect. He's very special. Always has been very special. A great Athenian Jewel. #MAGA

[Trumpymachus @trumpymachus]

We need to maintain good relations with our tremendous allies in the Delian League. so I've appointed Pausanias as head. #transition #MAGA

[Trumpymachus @trumpymachus]

We need to #draintheswamp and get rid of crooked career politicians, so I have appointed Themistocles and Demosthenes to my cabinet. #MAGA

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@Pericles430BC Nice to see you're enjoying your retirement while I make Athens great again!

[Trumpymachus @trumpymachus]

Excited to be putting together a tremendous cabinet to make Athens great again. I make the best appointments. Big league.

[Trumpymachus @trumpymachus]

I've been saying it for years. I was the first to say it: Ochlocracy is the best system. Terrific form of government. #wellshit #tuckfrump

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Look at the way Crooked Socrates is handling the impiety case and the total mess he is in. He is unfit to be a philosopher. Bad judgement!

[Trumpymachus @trumpymachus]

The beauty of me is that I’m very smart. I have the best brain. I'm a tremendous philosopher. Big league.

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Crooked Socrates is the founder of Persia, OK? He is the founder. He founded Persia. And I would say the co-founder would be Lyin' Plato.

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@Pericles430BC says that all sectors are booming. What about the farmers out of work because of his open border policy with #Lacadaemon? SAD

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Lyin' Plato never talks to me anymore. He just writes what he wants in the dialogues and makes up stories that never happened. TOTAL LIES!

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Scythia isn't sending their best. They're bringing lotus. They're bringing crime. They're barbarians. And some, I assume, are good people.