trunkyjuno

Song and dance man, Artist of my generation, Quizmaster, and Bingo Caller. FIND ME ON SPOTIFY / INSTA

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Welcome, this is the end of the road. You’ve found Trunky now, and I know the rest of the way.

[NME @NME]

The Darkness’ Justin Hawkins never “intended to incite a feud” with Yungblud: “It’s OK to be a bit skeptical”

“You’re talking about somebody who came from musical theatre via Disney, and is now being lauded as the future of rock” https://t.co/8lx9qfF9pf

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Taylor Swift fans aren’t serious people

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@CPhilpOfficial Dumbest thing I’ve ever heard, and you’re making the right look really stupid. Maybe do a little more research before you open your mouth, or just pick a different battle.

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1 Gorilla vs 100 Men

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@KingJDaArtist @StephanieHypes Yeah but, the people in the stadium are actually watching wrestlemania, we’re just looking at a tv. It’s not your fault though. You must be gen-z, you’ve grown up in a world that tells you the screen world has equal value to the real one.

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@KingJDaArtist @StephanieHypes It’s different through your eyes compared to through the camera lens, you’d know that if you’d ever left your gamer chair

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@ThisIsNasty Why you bringing race into this? So stupid

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@fatherjohnmisty @MickWest You’re too famous to be sharing this, they’re gonna get you in that bohemian grove and make you eat pizza 😂

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Imagine an artist who’s writing the absolute best stuff, but they’re wearing a trilby hat. We’ve all got a trilby hat, in the metaphorical sense. And we all think it looks or sounds good. Like my hair. What else is an instant ‘ick’ for you when you look at a band or artist?

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@NME He should be played by an actual Ogre

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Best thing any of them have recorded in ages.

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Artists release silent album in protest against AI using their work https://t.co/Mjw11s1Xfd

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🚨Here’s a little Dylan cover for all the people here with exquisite music taste.

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VAR would be loads better if there was tense music, maybe some blue lights that come on as well. And a drum roll.

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I want to do a song that’s basically just the theme tune from grandstand, but I’ll croon over it, with lyrics about how telly was better in the 90’s.

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@NME @OzzyOsbourne @BlackSabbath Weird thing to say after selling out a stadium with your name at the top of the poster.

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The gold standard for half time shows.

https://t.co/nzaNNboPXu

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200 quid is too much to watch Ozzy mime.

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@duolingo Good.

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https://t.co/nKmQRIrc0Q

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My new songs are very quiet, and very loud. Honestly, I’ve only made bubblegum pop music rubbish until right now. I just can’t wait for the real Trunkomaniacs to hear it.