Tom Ruprecht

Reluctant sex symbol

[Emma Vigeland @EmmaVigeland]

This lady has the most nondescript face of all time -- a real-life Ann from Arrested Development -- and thinks she needs the Secret Service to escort her from her townhome to her town car to her locked office to her town car to her townhome

[Tom Ruprecht @truprecht]

@HawkHawk64 @NBA_NewYork It used to be a great place before the slob used it for UFC fights.

[Tom Ruprecht @truprecht]

Jeff Lynne

[DERİN @deriniko9]

Görünüşe göre, sağ beyni kullanırsan bir tavşan görüyorsun ve sol beyni kullanırsan bir kaplumbağa görüyorsun.

Ne görüyorsun?

[Tom Ruprecht @truprecht]

@3boyzdad @BBGreatMoments Also Gwynn in ‘94. He was close but the strike robbed him of the chance.

[Tom Ruprecht @truprecht]

Does this mean Billy Joel gets to sleep with her once a month?

[TMZ @TMZ]

TMZ is zeroing in on the wedding venue for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce .. and now we know they'll be tying the knot in the heart of New York City's most famous borough.

[Tom Ruprecht @truprecht]

July 3rd a frantic White House staffer will be calling WalMart, “Do you have a 2,028-foot American flag?”

[ITDUDE Fella @The_Real_ITDUDE]

Two weeks has passed since Trump said the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool will open in two weeks.
Current status.....

[Auntie Ifa Charitie Hartsig 🌷⚖️🌵 @CharitieHartsig]

Out of the mouths of babes!

[Sha_B @Sha_B87]

@DougWahl1 @grok did jaxson dart actually say this

[Tom Ruprecht @truprecht]

@WhiteHouse Is posting this the reason why you couldn’t go to your son’s wedding?

[Tom Ruprecht @truprecht]

@LoganKane24 @pkcapitol @tencor_7144 @Jose_Pagliery He’s my Congressman! I have every right to know why he’s not working. My taxes help pay his salary.

[Tom Ruprecht @truprecht]

@ThatJunkman @SandraRodkey Yeah cuz he started a war with Iran and they blocked the Strait.

[Tom Ruprecht @truprecht]

@donkoclock Staged

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.

[Tom Ruprecht @truprecht]

@zackeisen21 They lost 2 CBs and the coach got arrested last night. Can’t count on Merrit coaching up the young kids. Had to ensure some stability.

[Tom Ruprecht @truprecht]

If Dianna Russini is such a great reporter, how come she hasn’t uncovered any evidence that she had friends with her on the trip?

[Tom Ruprecht @truprecht]

@LanceTHESPOKEN Love it. If you can get Boston with that second pick, I love it.

[Tom Ruprecht @truprecht]

@ArrowheadPride Such a wonderful, kind guy. Sending love and prayers to his family.

[Tom Ruprecht @truprecht]

@DeadsoundApp It was my wedding song. I love it so much.

[Tom Ruprecht @truprecht]

But you watch when you’re nominated, right?

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

I don't know anybody watching the Oscars

It's always the same - the actors win their awards and then use the platform to trash the country that gave them their success. Miserable, angry people

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

🚨 GIVEAWAY TIME 🚨

RT to win a signed @Kenneth_Walker9 jersey, hot off the press!