This guy lied on his CV and got the job. Fake degree, fake experience, everything.
Months later HR found out and fired him immediately. He signed, packed up, and left quietly.
That same afternoon—the system crashed. Payroll, emails, everything down.
IT couldn’t fix it. Senior engineers tried. Nothing worked.
Then someone said it: only he ever understood that system.
HR called him. He picked up: “I don’t work there anymore.”
The system stayed down for hours… until they rehired him on a higher salary.
He then said, Next time, verify skills before verifying CVs.💀
If you’re dating someone and you can’t comfortably tell them 'I don’t have money for this right now' without feeling ashamed, you are in the wrong relationship. 🤷♀️
Manchester United annual tradition:
New signing arrives.
Title talk begins immediately
Reality check by October.
January: cheering for City against Arsenal
Rinse and repeat. 😂
Mikel Arteta is younger than Patrice Évra by the way but while Arteta is leading a whole club to glory, Évra is running banter gimmicks against a 16 year old Max Dowman.
this season shattered so many narratives man. “Arteta can never win anything” “City never lose title races” “players are too emotional” “setpieces unsustainable” “can’t win with Gyökeres leading the line” “have to win at Etihad to win the league”
😂😂😂
Arsenal won the league and lost the Champions League on penalties. They are getting clowned more than United did for finishing 15th and losing a Europa League final against Spurs.