Ernie

I'm a lawyer with a politics science degree. I do not get owned.

[Ernie @Trust_Ernie]

@NoahMF There’s an obvious difference between disapprove and willing to vote for him when given a binary choice.

[Ernie @Trust_Ernie]

@zatannannataz @johnsemley3000 Jurassic park is why I became a lawyer. Easiest way to get to a dinosaur island.

[Ernie @Trust_Ernie]

@coopercooperco I do love in the days of AI he could make the worst fucking book in the world sell a million copies and be richer than god but he still can’t do it.

[Ernie @Trust_Ernie]

I’ll wait until I hear what Mushroom says about it.

[Val @VK_HM]

ASOIAF twitter is fun right now because it’s a ton of people dissecting the meaning of a play almost none of them have seen. It’s all pure cut free floating Discourse in the absence of a concrete object. What the kids sometimes call ‘LARP’

[Ernie @Trust_Ernie]

lol just got a Republican push poll. Why yes I’m a former Trump supporter now turned socialist because he won’t support trans rights. There are 30 people in my home who share my beliefs.

[Ernie @Trust_Ernie]

Really since Jurassic park they’ve had to come up with sillier and sillier ways to make people come to a dinosaur island. The answer is so elegant

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

oh heck yea this looks like the movie ive been wanting since Spielberg showed me a T. rex loose in San Diego back in 97

[Seymour Butts @VashKohime]

A FACE... A FLEET... A WAR... A MAN... A THOUGHT... A TRICK...

[Ernie @Trust_Ernie]

@GentleDoofus Even her son?

[Ernie @Trust_Ernie]

It’s me.

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

Now, these hot dogs have been here for three years. They’re strictly ornamental. There is only one bozo who comes in and buys them.

[Ernie @Trust_Ernie]

@Srirachachau 21 Drive Jacket Salute

[Ernie @Trust_Ernie]

Back in your disguises

[mackenzie✨️ @meatsweatmcgee]

@evi27166304

[Ernie @Trust_Ernie]

Kingmaker

[the d'arcy files 📁 @thedarcyfiles]

"fabien loves a moan, and so do i" 💙

[Ernie @Trust_Ernie]

Zeus’s law

[TchoupdNScrewed🏳️‍⚧️⚜️🇵🇸 @TequilucaSunset]

The comments replying that Stavvy is woke now are hilarious. Stav fucking told people to vote for Zohran on Cumtown WHEN ZOHRAN WAS RUNNING FOR CITY COUNCIL.

[Ernie @Trust_Ernie]

@penandjen I’m north.

[Ernie @Trust_Ernie]

@penandjen I was once so down bad I drove down to San Marcos