Dutton

I often ask myself this, which is worse: to live as Villain, or to die as a hero.

[Dutton @TrustMeDwag]

Hii account imechange ownership mara mbili. First time I got it from a friend for free and it will be giving for free to a pal. Mda wangu wa ku guza nyasi umefika. I have posts scheduled hadi nov 23 so you won’t even notice any change. Walami wa husema adios miamoles

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All this is useless now

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Nimemaliza kuongea na simu with someone I don’t like alafu nikasema “fvcking hell just fvck off” nikidhani nimekata simu 💀💀

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I’m reading about a 22 year old kid from Singapore who is facing RICO charges in the US for stealing over 37B in crypto between 2023 and 2025. This are the people we are competing for hoes with damn. Play fair

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“You were there for me in my time of need” for men means allowing him to hit when he is at his lowest. He will remember your name to the last day as you’ve clearly seen.

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@furher_furher10 💯💯

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At some point you’ll understand that you have to disappoint women regularly to attain financial freedom.

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Do you people get this weird fear when you’re sitting on a toilet that a snake might crawl up, see your dick innocently swinging there, and take it as a threat or challenge for a duel?

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I love it when u compliment a girl wearing a cute dress with pockets she does a cute pose and swirl

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Seven minutes in heaven but instead of kissing in a closet you go into an empty office and you fight your worst supervisor/manager

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Backshots in the mirror while I make you repeat affirmations to yourself >>>>>

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“Get ready with me as I prepare to fvck my bf” wtf is happening on tiktok.

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Just finished watching “the boy with stripped pajamas” and thats shit is so sad and now I’m angry and having a bad day

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Mtaniita muongo but nikiwa kwa zile mabasi hukaa mkate, forward travelers za kwenda kayole nilitolewa simu kwa mfuko wakanieka ka piece rectangular ka tiles. Nilijua sina simu nikiwa masiba.

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Did you know you can just swipe right to reply to a post and swipe left to like???????????

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She fucked up my chances with other women so bad I don’t even bother to try

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“Baby that’s my hg, she’s like a sister to me nothing to be insecure about”
Me and the hg on our routine sleepovers

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Yesterday I went for drinks after work with a colleague who only told me she was meeting up with her boyfriend there when we arrived and a few drinks in, they were whisper-arguing and I heard my name drop a few times

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My hg who is 21 has been dating this older married man. It’s not like she can't pull men her age so I asked her why. Turns out the wife of that man had an affair with her dad which led to her parent's divorce so she decided to give her a similar experience and be Karma.

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If I was sexually interested in you and you aren’t interested there is no world where we become friends. I’m only friends with women I have no interest in.

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Hear me out, what if nikaushe hoho za green alafu nisiage and sell them alafu I will call the powder green paprika. We gon be rich together

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One day Fedelico Valvarde will hit the ball so hard and kill someone in an episode of postlaligaloss depression.