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@albatross_216 He fall down. He go boom. I wonder when you plant your teeth like that, does anything grow?

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@magamiadav You were blinded by bad judgement, lack of home training, no ability to employ critical thinking, and being where you didn’t belong, doing things you had no business doing.

My condolences

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@DavidJHarrisJr Don Lemon - non partisan bastion of truth.

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@itsrosesm You can’t buy a gun from a retail seller without one numb nuts.

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@AntiWokeMemes Awww. … she’s carrying her own Joey.

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@RossyPrime You’re gonna need one hell of a magic lamp with a genie to fulfill that order. Start rubbing darlin’

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@Jvnior You’ve presented no context or proof. What can be reliably extrapolated from 10 seconds of an edited curated clip. The shame is upon you!

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@isaacrrr7 AI.

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@mattvanswol They broke flyover rules and constraints. Good intent does not permit violating safety standards.

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Satan Flees Trump’s America

The Prince of Darkness says America has become too prosperous, too patriotic, and far too hostile to misery.

By Mars Lewis
July 8, 2026

Satan angrily declares:

“I refuse to live in a country run by Donald Trump!”

You heard it right. The Prince of Darkness says America has become too prosperous, too patriotic, and far too hostile to misery. He’s outta here.

In a stunning exclusive that has sent shockwaves through the gates of Hell and the private jets of Hollywood, Satan himself announced today that he is fleeing the United States rather than endure another day under the hopeful, pro-American grip of Donald J. Trump.

“I simply cannot live like this,” the horned one told The Daily Panic, clutching a Louis Vuitton suitcase plastered with a Union Jack sticker while standing on the tarmac at a private airfield. “The economy is recovering. The border is finally being secured. People are waving American flags without irony. It’s unbearable. I need dysfunction. I need despair. I need London.”

Sources close to the Devil confirm he was triggered by reports of rising consumer confidence, renewed factory investment, tighter border enforcement, and the general absence of fresh celebrity nervous breakdowns. “Four more years of this and I’ll be out of a job,” he reportedly muttered while stress-smoking brimstone.

This latest high-profile defection follows a long parade of A-list celebs who made similar vows during Trump’s first term and the 2024 campaign. Alec Baldwin swore he’d leave. Still here. Cher promised to go. Still here. Whoopi Goldberg said she was packing. Still here. Barbra Streisand threatened Canada. Still here. John Legend and Chrissy Teigen went full “we’re leaving” — and somehow remain fixtures on American screens, richer than ever.

Now Satan joins the club, proving once again that the “I’m moving to the UK” bit is the most reliable grift in show business. It’s performative outrage catnip for their followers, delivered with all the conviction of a Kardashian collagen injection.

But the UK? Bold choice, Your Infernal Majesty. A nation where the NHS waiting lists stretch into eternity, knife crime is basically performance art, and entire neighborhoods have been handed over to imported medieval theocracies complete with grooming gangs and Sharia patrols that the authorities politely pretend not to see. London’s vibrant multicultural tapestry is a rotting banquet of misery, denial, and self-sabotage. Perfect. Exactly what the Prince of Darkness ordered.

Satan was last seen boarding his private Gulfstream, tail number six-six-six damn, with a one-way ticket to Heathrow. Accompanying him on this journey of self-discovery are rumored to be a few dozen Hollywood types who suddenly remembered they “have family in England” the moment Trump started winning again.

One anonymous demon aide whispered: “Boss said if he has to watch another factory reopening or hear another working-class voter explain why they’re better off, he’ll retire. London still has proper misery. Pubs full of miserable people, politicians who hate their own citizens, and weather that matches his mood. It’s perfect.”

Meanwhile, back in America, the rest of us will somehow soldier on without the moral guidance of the entertainment class or the Prince of Darkness. Gas prices dropping. Borders tightening. Crime rates in select blue cities not descending into oblivion fast enough. Oh, the absolute horror.

When even Satan says it’s too nice here, you know things are gettin’ better. And that somebody is probably checking real estate listings in Whitechapel while pretending it’s about “democracy dying in darkness” instead of their fragile little feelings getting bruised by democracy actually working.

Stay classy, Satan. And enjoy all the misery and gloom of England. You’ll fit right in.

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A New Covenant and Declaration of American Independence

July 4th
The year of our lord
2026

When in the Course of human Events, it becomes necessary for a faithful People to dissolve the moral and political Bands which have connected them with those who no longer hold their Country, their Constitution, or their Liberties in common Regard, and to assume once more that rightful Station to which the natural laws of god, and of the Constitution of the United States entitle them, a decent Respect to the Opinions of Mankind requires that they should declare the Causes which impel them to this Separation.

We hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all Men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with inherent natural rights; that among these are Life, Liberty, Conscience, Property, Speech, Worship, Self-Defense, and the Pursuit of Happiness.

That to secure these Rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just Powers from the Consent of the Governed.

That whenever any Faction, Party, Office, Institution, Court, School, Press, Bureaucracy, or ruling Class becomes destructive of these Ends, it is the Right of the People to withdraw its Consent, reject false Authority, cast off arrogant leaders, and provide new guardians for their Security.

#July4th #DecalarationOfIndependence
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🇬🇧 Welcoming New Arrivals to Britain.

New rule: We don’t remake Britain to fit newcomers — We welcome newcomers to fit Britain.

We call it assimilation.

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Once Upon a Time In Persia
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