Claire Meyers

probably sleeping

[Claire Meyers @truth_or_CLAIRE]

My senior year prom theme song was When You Look Me in the Eyes by the Jonas Brothers and that’s really all the proof you need that I went to an all-girl Catholic high school

[Claire Meyers @truth_or_CLAIRE]

@GovParsonMO Part of being a good leader is admitting when you’re wrong. You should have stayed Marcellus Williams’ execution long ago but there is still time to right your wrongs.

The death penalty is WRONG - plain and simple. Do your job and stop this man from dying.

[Claire Meyers @truth_or_CLAIRE]

@GovParsonMO Why did your staffer hang up on me while voicing my concerns about your abhorrent behavior? Are they so embarrassed for you and your lack of moral integrity?

[Claire Meyers @truth_or_CLAIRE]

today an employee asked if I graduated high school in the 90s

[Claire Meyers @truth_or_CLAIRE]

✨emphasis✨ is the gen z version of ~emphasis~

[Claire Meyers @truth_or_CLAIRE]

I got a pair of overalls and now I simply cannot wear anything else

[Mariana, MSM🦙 @MaryAnnaBananaa]

so u admit it’s ok to cross the border so ur kids have better living conditions

[Claire Meyers @truth_or_CLAIRE]

does anyone else feel personally victimized when you see an air fryer tik tok recipe bc you do not in fact have an air fryer but desperately want one???

[Claire Meyers @truth_or_CLAIRE]

@Chiefs

[Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle]

KC hear me out- delete the I and just be the Chefs. Wear puffy white hats in the stands. Better to be a little silly than a lot racist.

[~ @viagrafaII]

they found a literal BOMB in the capitol and they're still calling them protestors...

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

the gang and i after that vaccine hits

[Claire Meyers @truth_or_CLAIRE]

🥴 - the best emoji to date, change my mind

[Claire Meyers @truth_or_CLAIRE]

my fatal flaw is that I like the Christmas shoes song

[Claire Meyers @truth_or_CLAIRE]

I’m exactly 1.3 songs into Taylor Swift’s new album and oh my

[Claire Meyers @truth_or_CLAIRE]

nurse bohkee is the backbone of grey sloane memorial hospital

[Claire Meyers @truth_or_CLAIRE]

I just watched the derek dies episode of grey’s and I’m here to report that I cannot carry on, I will now dissolve into a puddle of my own tears. thx for the mmrs

[Claire Meyers @truth_or_CLAIRE]

one minute ur riding with biden and the next minute ur heart is tre-breaking, I’d like to get off the 2020 rollercoaster now :/

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

Jeopardy! is saddened to share that Alex Trebek passed away peacefully at home early this morning, surrounded by family and friends. Thank you, Alex.

[Claire Meyers @truth_or_CLAIRE]

took 3 days but it’s eviction time cheesy boy

[Claire Meyers @truth_or_CLAIRE]

y’all mind if we vote the cheeto out of the white house today?

[Claire Meyers @truth_or_CLAIRE]

y’all mind if we vote the cheeto out of the white house today?

[Claire Meyers @truth_or_CLAIRE]

sunday nights at the grocery store are reserved for dopey boys and dopey boys only, walking around with a cart full of chicken and rice, calling their moms to ask what aisle peanut butter is in

[Claire Meyers @truth_or_CLAIRE]

if u care about me at all, u will pray that my tire pressure warning is just from the cold weather and not a flat 🙏🏼