Adaire Kamen

i write plays. I don't know why I'm crying either. she/her

[Adaire Kamen @TruthAdaire]

Why do i have FOMO when there's nothing to MO?

[HARD FACTOR @HardFactorNews]

Send him to negotiate

[Adaire Kamen @TruthAdaire]

@PhilWeaks does this mean both hulu and hbo are down and i should stop screaming at my roku?

[Adaire Kamen @TruthAdaire]

Still kinda miffed that 20ish years ago when I played evanescence for my mom she said “I’m sorry sweeties but I don’t think I’m in the right mood for this today” and not “wow thank you so much for exposing me to this masterpiece”

[sam @theokmullins]

should be pretty cheap, you killed the seniors.

[Adaire Kamen @TruthAdaire]

@NYC_TraumaQueen How’s this going

[Mamono World @MamonoWorld]

get me to god's country

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

thanks for spending time with me today. can u just fill out this questionnaire
- did i act ok
- was i cool
- was i fun
- did you have fun
- did i do anything wrong

[Josh Lewis @thejoshl]

When the Emilia Perez songwriters started singing their own song during their acceptance speech.

[Adaire Kamen @TruthAdaire]

@NYC_TraumaQueen Do I tho

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@NYC_TraumaQueen Anxiety. The money is finite, the anxiety is not

[Adaire Kamen @TruthAdaire]

Starting to wonder if we should bring back lobotomies but only for me

[Adaire Kamen @TruthAdaire]

@NYC_TraumaQueen You should probably reply

[Adaire Kamen @TruthAdaire]

@NYC_TraumaQueen Huh

[Adaire Kamen @TruthAdaire]

@NYC_TraumaQueen Please elaborate

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@UntappedNY I know this tweet is 11 years old, but is the garden still there?

[Adaire Kamen @TruthAdaire]

Whatever happened to sporks

[SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩 @LorazeKim]

When people give me directions and say ‘you can’t miss it’— Buddy you have no fucking idea of what I’m capable of

[Adaire Kamen @TruthAdaire]

Not to be dramatic but if they put a casino in Times Square it will actually ruin my life