Tater Tot

[Manlet King ☩ @TheManlet_King]

"ZELENKSYYYYYY.... YOU DIDN'T SAY PWEASE! I'M COMING TO FIIIIIIND YOUUU."

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

trump pulled up a child as a prop to talk about how he had brain cancer (trumps admin is cutting cancer research) then followed up by talking about child cancer rates increasing due to chemical exposure (he cut the epa)

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Unelected bureaucrats — like Elon Musk!?!?

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

get the guns out first

[Tater Tot @truthfultater]

hey @ChipotleTweets i love waiting 20 minutes extra to pickup my online order because all of your employees are standing in the back messing around. nice and cold when i got it! thanks!!!!!!

[Quadcarl @Quadcarl]

They’re eating the checks
They’re eating the balances

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

[Billy Jensen @Billyjensen]

#MLKDay

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

At least we got our first gay Vice President

[victoria 🫶🏻 @litttlesnappy]

praising jesus because a rapist was elected is why i don’t go to church anymore

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

idk why i’m always shocked to rediscover how deeply our country hates women

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

What a devastating indictment of our country.

[alex @aloomf]

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Right on cue from the orange felon.

[Jericho @JerichoXVI]

@elonmusk Senior citizens are forced to work two jobs in the Harris economy.

[Ross McCafferty @RossMcCaff]

We're about to hit "dark when you leave for work / dark when you come home" weather

[Taylor Swift Updates @SwiftNYC]

WE ARE SO BACK #MiamiTSTheErasTour