Lauri Harkonnen

Liberating Arrakis from internet pussies.

[Lauri Harkonnen @truthteller587]

@WalsB_irons Oh wow another Englishman complaining about something.

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@sowidnew @CarrydaG1265 @delz2mz From “mid” to “decent” 😂😂. Reyna has shown technical ability many more times than that goal if you watched him. Problem is he’s a headcase and gets in his own way that keeps him from being great most the time. Similarly to how you probably think of Rashford.

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@sowidnew @CarrydaG1265 @delz2mz Stop talking about the fee. Fees aren’t evidence of quality. Gordon has a lot of upside. Has pace, a decent finisher, but without bringing up the fee you would not be able to tell me something he does at an elite level other than press.

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@sowidnew @CarrydaG1265 @delz2mz Miss me with Gordon UCL stats. 4 of them came vs FC Qarbarg. How’d he do in the Camp Nou? You were saying American athletes couldn’t have the technical ability to be a great footballing nation. Gio Reyna scored a fucking trivia tonight. Imagine if all our athletes played soccer.

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@sowidnew @CarrydaG1265 @delz2mz Everyone acknowledges they overpaid for Gordon. Gordon is not near what Courinho and Griezmann were. If you want to compare him to Raphinha at Leeds fine. Hansi likes him and that’s worth something. Maybe he becomes world class, but rn he absolutely is not. And u prob know that.

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@sowidnew @CarrydaG1265 @delz2mz An actual good defense would be Rashford has the technical ability. Which he does, but he’s so dumb in front of goal most the time it takes all his brilliant moments away.

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@sowidnew @CarrydaG1265 @delz2mz lol such a dumb take. Downplaying a trivela like he should’ve used his other of boot 😂😂. Gordon could never. I’d encourage you to look at Barca’s transfer history. They’ve splashed bigger money on less than a pressing machine. You actually don’t know ball 😂😂.

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@sowidnew @CarrydaG1265 @delz2mz lol technical ability can be taught at a young age. You’re not just good at kicking a ball because of where you’re born. You’re actually so stupid.

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@sowidnew @CarrydaG1265 @delz2mz It doesn’t take a majority dumbass.
Let’s say 10% end up being good. Off sheer numbers alone we get there. It’s literally our 5th best sport. We keep up with England every World Cup
We play in regardless. Imagine if our actual athletes played and focused on it.

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@sowidnew @CarrydaG1265 @delz2mz lol love the transfer fee being the only argument you have. 😂😂. Hansi signed him because he’s a pressing machine. Maybe he’ll turn him into what he turned Raphinha into, but acting like he’s technically there because of a transfer fee is so dumb. “Mid goal” spare me.

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@sowidnew @CarrydaG1265 @delz2mz If our country gave a fuck just sheer numbers alone, we’d have enough people that had the natural ability you’re talking about. Anthony Gordon could never score the goal Gio Reyna scored tonight, but you’ll still pretend England have this superiority that isn’t there.

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@sowidnew @JackJenningss_ Don’t have a problem with the tweet itself. England’s wingers are trash, and I like Pulisic over Rashy and Gordon despite the bad form last half of the szn. England can be far superior technically and still will gift us a Rob Greene and can’t even beat us on our fifth best sport.

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@ColstonJohn3 @JackJenningss_ Same shit every tournant. Talent wise, I think they’re really good, but usually underperform, and always find a way to fuck it up eventually even if they don’t. Always funny how they act so cocky before every tournament then act like the universe is against them when they choke.

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@dannykinane @NSC_Guru You can’t ever be wrong if you put your head in the sand and ignore data that goes against your narrative!

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@bison2376 @SarksDaddy https://t.co/FX7oTSUIoI still think this misses a lot of his greatest hits, but here you go.

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@bison2376 @SarksDaddy You’re seriously not capable of seeing the light on this issue if the idea that Lu Dort is dirty is new to you. There’s a a plethora of evidence. He’s injured multiple players. Here is one of the many times he’s tried to injure someone. https://t.co/igxfRyomY2

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@Waubaugh @BenRogers Location checks out.

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@MadridSpot @SytmTtl @PedophileMessi @GoathamTalks @ReshadRahman Thank you for your very unbiased reporting on this MadridSpot!