Sal Paradise

#ThanksObama

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@LindyTasteful

[Dingus @hurt_feelings22]

@RomeoDoubs I think your bobble head thing weighed you down on that interception. Let’s get rid of that please. I can fucking see you from Denver #enough #nogood

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Espresso martini has arrived at the table

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@waz0wskim1ke

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@Jared_Carrabis Sox have held onto a lot of prospects over the years that have not worked out. It’s nice to see that they finally offload and let some other people play the lottery while we get an established player. Glad to see a switch hitter behind the dish in Boston again. Sox in 6

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These GMs have no spine. Sent him somewhere that he probably suggested cause best place to win instead of sending him to a team who offered the best deal. See you in 2031 when they figure out how to get all these baked owners to sign a CBA

[Jon Heyman @JonHeyman]

Breaking: Skubal to Dodgers

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@Stanleyrob123 He’s a bum. Never going to peak the 2024 numbers. Should have moved him when the price was right. Now he’s worth less than a bag of balls.

[CHARLIE KUCER @KUCER70]

Hey @stoolpresidente...caught @FelgerAndMazz trying to hobnob with billionaires at Toppers. #ManCardRevoked #puzzy

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@perfectionline McAvoy getting the C. Don’t be mistaken, Don loves his Hockey East guys. Pasta and Z with the A’s

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If you’re ordering lobster poutine ($39, thirty-nine dollars) at Fenway Park you should be buried alive with a roll of single-ply toilet paper

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@NHL_Watcher How much money will EDM have to eat to move his contract?

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@stoolgambling @elio82 @stoolpresidente @DraftKings Where’s Mut?

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@BizNasty2point0 Game one paul. Don’t put the nipple tassels on just yet

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@NHLBruins Glen Murray 44 in ‘03

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@Super70sSports

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Bruins

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@ImmaculateDraft Ball knowers delight