when your daughter complains that her tummy hurts so you jerk off into her little mouth & make her swallow, telling her “dad’s special medicine” will make her feel better.
"its okay sweetie, i know it feels funny but doesnt it feel good"
"dont be silly daddys do this with their babies all the time, its completely normal"
"now remember sweeheart if you feel like this again you can come to daddy and he'll fix you right up"