Mbite 💙

| Orlando Pirates Fan ⚽️
| Man City Fan

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

reminder that "to catch a predator" was cancelled because Chris Hansen kept catching judges and other government officials.

[Angela💙 @amangieh]

Can I give my Tithe to my neighbor who hasn't paid her children's school fees?

[FIFSKII!!☆ @WUNFIF]

What do u want me to do with this information twin

[Bambulu 2.0 @BambuluMen]

"When you treat a woman too well, she doesn't think you're amazing. She thinks she is." ~Nuclear 2026

[ᴛʜᴀɴᴅᴏ @Tandho_]

“i don’t do politics”

[Rea1🈲 @idfwthesociety]

Me leaving the exam hall after turning in a blank exam paper with only my professor's side chick's name and his wife's phone number

[Nimisire @nimisirex]

I love how time dilutes intensity. Never go out of character for anyone.

[Tankz🇬🇩 @brtankz]

And just like that death for u is guaranteed

[Dahn.K @EKabanda]

The person who stole my shoes yesterday while i was on a bouncing castle at the mall please grow up

[E @Ellis_]

Nico Williams is on a €320k per week contract until 2035.

He has the best football agent in the world.

[Anglo Invictus @AngloInvictus]

"Nigger" is a magic word that can turn an employed, college educated African man into one instantly

[Tempy Pusha @Gert_LeNinja]

Yeah, Nike really checked out of football

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

that nigga was not born in 2002 man

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

[FlyXpress @flyxpress]

I just applied for a job in Asia, idgaf no more

[AYMO 🏴 @lebig_a]

La question à chaque fois que je me pose c’est imagine il se loupe ? Ok il est fort mais y’a quand même 1% de chance il loupe non ?

[sobho @SoupLorrd]

Skit or no skit, these nigas really did that 😭

[flame @findyourflamee]

#DontSpeakForMeNigga

[Owen @Souperman_69]

@altrinchamfc