Redeemable King of Moral Grayness

my life for Ner'Zhul

[Chris @citehchris]

can you die from a lack of being called big dawg

[Sprocket Springberry @sabatonfan69]

Over four paragraphs for the gorilla

[helio tha bwear @Bearlymedical]

HES GOT THAT SHIT ONNN

[Sprocket Springberry @sabatonfan69]

What could go wrong? Why not take a walk with your best friend in the woods, boy? We’re the freest country in the world. Take a sip from the stream, hear the mournful call of the last bird. There’s no better place to die young than here

[🧃🥤🧃 @jusdcanneberge]

Birds are always named shit like “black throated green warbler” and then be yellow

[Andrew Gebo @GeboMpls]

By creating fishing licenses, taxes, and wildlife protection regulations, the Democrat is ensuring that there is enough fish for everyone and that the rivers and lakes aren’t overfished. You should be thanking the Democrat.

[MANA @ReptilianHybrid]

*year 2062*

Me: *Gene editing myself to look like a Whomp from Mario 64*

Son: Hey papa! -oh….. you’re not coming home tonight, are u? :(

Me: URR-UHHHR

[kyle @Kylypso]

Only in America can a Canadian billionaire waltz into a drought-ridden state on the verge of ecological collapse and get a massive data center campus rubber-stamped with huge tax breaks. Zero local input. But made possible by the bought and paid for government!

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

Kid Rock addresses The Pentagon on the Strait of Hormuz.

[Sparrow @photon010]

Broke ass

[JT @jiratickets]

The plan?

[yoshimi red @nise_yoshimi]

Go to the gym? Eat healthier food? But my hero Indiana Jones was never shown doing either of those two things onscreen

[aly @dornestark]

That gap in my resume is from when I was in the Night’s Watch

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

Posting like this while defunding the forest and national park service is such bullshit, man

[turbomander @turbomander]

I heard they’re reforming the dawnguard. Vampire hunters or something, in the old fort near Riften. Might sign up myself.

[Sillyam Contreras Enjoyer @Brewrers]

yeah no shit, sometimes I can’t with you people