TR: Texas Liberal

Texas Liberal in a sea of red. Widower. Die Hard Democrat. No DM’s please. Saving Democracy is my goal. Fuck Greg Abbott.

[TR: Texas Liberal @trwill1957]

It flies in the face of what it truly means to be a Democrat when you can’t see and empathize with the plight of others. Our political system became the best in the world due to reason and compromise. Those values aren’t “losing”, they’re mature and realistic.

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@DocAtCDI And their memories are as short as their dicks.

[The Adorable Pups @TheAdorablePups]

I can watch this video all day 😍🐕

[TR: Texas Liberal @trwill1957]

@PanchoVanilla @R_Mo210 Moe. Definitely Moe.

Hey Moe!

[TR: Texas Liberal @trwill1957]

He has certainly fucking earned it.

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A little boy goes to his dad and asks:

'Dad, what's Politics?'

Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.

Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.

We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.

The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.

He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.

So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.

Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.

Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.

He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy say's to his father,

'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '

The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'

The little boy replies,

'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.'

[TR: Texas Liberal @trwill1957]

@buitengebieden Moe.

[TR: Texas Liberal @trwill1957]

@LakotaMan1 Hortence.

[TR: Texas Liberal @trwill1957]

@RickChapterTwo I can all but guarantee the me, in the 70’s, would’ve laughed so hard at that man everyone would’ve heard me. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
I was a juvenile depunklet during that decade!

[TR: Texas Liberal @trwill1957]

@mariana057 I’m not saying this one was a stretch, but if ya keep these up your last names gonna be Armstrong! 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[TR: Texas Liberal @trwill1957]

@TexasLulu @RedBison @sotacita @Jazzboneplyr1 @Mizzcheevous1 It’s truly a sad gawd damned day in the US when this bastion of journalism becomes a Republican toady.
I’ll never utilize their media coverage again.
Fuck them.

[TR: Texas Liberal @trwill1957]

@theliamnissan RFK Jr is, as we are prone to saying in Texas, “He’s a full of shit as a Christmas turkey.”

[TR: Texas Liberal @trwill1957]

@JamieBonkiewicz Oh no, don’t ruin it!

[RC deWinter @RCdeWinter]

One day a man went to an auction. When an exotic parrot went on the block the man decided he was going to buy it no matter what. He wanted that bird so badly he didn’t think twice about the anonymous bidder who was outbidding him – he just kept bidding and getting outbid then bidding higher and higher until he finally won the bird at a price that anyone would call a rip-off. Despite his disappointment about the price, the beautiful bird was his at last.

As he was paying for the parrot he said to the auctioneer, “I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid so much for it, only to discover that he can’t speak!”

“Oh, don’t you worry,” said the auctioneer. “He’s a talker. Who do you think kept bidding against you?”

[TR: Texas Liberal @trwill1957]

@DocAtCDI I bet it ends up spelling disaster!

[🦬 Dr Red Bison, PhD @redbison.bsky ♀🏳️‍🌈🌻 @RedBison]

@TexasLulu @sotacita @Jazzboneplyr1 @Mizzcheevous1 @trwill1957 Statement from Scott Pelley about how RW mgmt interfered in his reporting.
https://t.co/WDEib1Rl0E

[scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl]

"Trickle down economics doesn't work, so let's try piñata economics. That's the one where we beat the billionaires until the hoarded wealth falls out."

[TR: Texas Liberal @trwill1957]

@DocAtCDI I’m so sorry Doc. Sending love. ❤️

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@LucifersTweetz It’s almost like if we had murdered his only son or something, ya know? 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

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@KenPaxtonTX

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We now have the technology to build a new penis...

Doctor Cohen comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, however your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it."

The man, Max, groans, but the doctor goes on, "You have £9,000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis. They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly £1,000 an inch."

The man perks up. So, the doctor says, "You must decide how many inches you want. But understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out. If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a five incher now, she might be disappointed. It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision."

Max agrees to talk it over with his wife.

The doctor comes back the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?"

"Yes I have," says Max. "We're getting granite counter tops.”