stopcallinmyphone

some people need to shut the fuck up

[stopcallinmyphone @trxafic]

went to the library just to doomscroll twitter the whole time

[stopcallinmyphone @trxafic]

@pinkzuku get off my tl

[stopcallinmyphone @trxafic]

“uncle pussy loves vaping”
me af asf as fuck:

[stopcallinmyphone @trxafic]

i opened twitter in public while logged into my porn account

[stopcallinmyphone @trxafic]

just woke up to a hit tweet the dopamine rush is insane

[stopcallinmyphone @trxafic]

@franchaelafien ong

[stopcallinmyphone @trxafic]

im just gonna drift off to sleep with the thought of having intimate relationships with people that played in my face or dont even know i exist😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴

[stopcallinmyphone @trxafic]

how my body thinks i will react when it sends all of my testosterone to my butthole instead of my beard

[stopcallinmyphone @trxafic]

i remember when you went on vacation and i added your timezone to my phone

[erys @lxverys]

not to flirt or anything but i have your timezone added to my clock

[gideon @gideongrillo]

“Have you heard the latest discourse?”
Genuinely my timeline:

[stopcallinmyphone @trxafic]

i need this song up my ass

[stopcallinmyphone @trxafic]

im ctfu😭

[stopcallinmyphone @trxafic]

“highlight the times you served cunt”
adela:

[TIM | STREAM AGE OF THE EXHIBITION @Tim_vertin]

"Highlights the times ur twt flopped"

[expiredkirspies @beyoncesspamacc]

Samsung when Carlytalked walks in

[bern @bigballerbernn]

anyone

[stopcallinmyphone @trxafic]

its lowkey tempting to say i love you while hooking up

[stopcallinmyphone @trxafic]

just saw that romantic obsession is caused by childhood neglect..

[stopcallinmyphone @trxafic]

i just realized only skinny people smoke cigs on the streets

[stopcallinmyphone @trxafic]

just saw the most cunt bootcut jeans but cant buy them cuz im broke af and cant ask for money cuz i have a 4 day argument streak with my parents