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[🦋 @tryanamalia]

@KapudS640 Sering banget liat akun Twitter nyolong konten dari threads

[sosmed keras @sosmedkeras]

- Anak ini kehilangan bapaknya yg SEDANG BEKERJA BUKAN yg sedang maling ayam
- Anak ini tidak teriak2 “Bapak.. Bapak..” pada saat pemakaman karena TIDAK ADA KAMERA yg merekam
- Anak ini menangis mengeluarkan air mata pada saat dikunjungi BUKAN senyum2 ke kamera
- Anak ini baru mendapatkan 1 kali bantuan, TIDAK MENDAPATKAN BANTUAN yg katanya dapat donasi 1/2M, Ayam 100 Kg, sepatu baru, baju baru, IPAD Baru, HP baru, Baju Baru, Makanan 1 Dus & Se-Truck, biaya sekolah dari SD hingga selesai Sarjana

[anggun @livngn]

Bayi berisik, balita rewel, nenek kakek yg jalannya lambat etc adalah dinamika wajar di ruang publik. Orang-orang yg nggak siap keluar rumah untuk menghadapi dinamika semacam itu dipersilakan gak usah keluar rumah sama sekali 👍

[🦋 @tryanamalia]

Dulu dibilang lagu pemuja setan 😭

[Escape is back @snowflakemlet]

Y'all remember Asereje trend in Indonesia back then? 😭
https://t.co/JzUFkMf3Yz

[charlotte 🍉🍣 @chocmagma]

KESIANNYA DIA MESTI TENGAH MARAH ATAU GERAM TAPI TAK BOLEH GUNA HURUF BESAR bxjsjssjnzsnsnnzznnsnsns

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

i’ve never laughed harder oh my god pls stop what you’re doing and press play haahaahahhahaha

[🦋 @tryanamalia]

Allahu replies nya😭😂 anak w ntar gimana ya 😶‍🌫️

[Rin | 🎈#1312 @Dyanasthasia]

Setau gue konsep Narnia tuh Lion Jesus, bukan Pendiri Muhammadiyah nder.

[Elon Murz | SVP of Meme Engineering @ecommurz]

Guys kalo denger kasus penipuan, korban suruh lapor di link ini guys, pasti langsung di blokir rekeningnya tanpa perlu bantuan ordal atau melihat siapa pelapornya 🙏

[🦋 @tryanamalia]

Completely different person now. Dulu alarm bisa sampe lima, sekarang cuma satu, itu pun vibrate mode lol

[Kucing Jacky🍉🇵🇸 @mamitigakucing]

TIPS untuk kalian2 yg nengokin temen klen terus anaknya cakep: pujilah ibuknya. Contoh: “wah cakep banget bu, hebat ini ibu ngurusinnya👍🏻” sambil acungkan jempol dengan mantap, drpd bilang mirip si ini mirip si itu ok

[Baba @BabaDClint]

Poor baby couldn’t understand why she can’t scream as usual.🥹😂🤭

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Who knew?

[Ainun Nasihah @DrAinunNasihah]

Marriage isn’t about 50:50. It’s not about 100:0 either.

Yesterday I wasn’t feeling well. Husb bought us dinner from pasar malam and fed me medicine while I was in bed. He ironed the clothes for us and the kids, did the laundry and washed the dishes.

Today, he went to bed early. Just after Isyak, he dozed off. I could see how exhausted he was. So I took care of the rest of the house chores, ironing the clothes, doing the laundry and washing the dishes.

You see, yesterday, it was 30:70. And today, it’s 70:30. The ratio is never fixed. Sometimes it’s 55:45. Sometimes it’s 60:40. Depends on day. Sometimes it even got to 43.8:56.2

Marriage is about partnership. It’s about complementing and backing each other up. You can’t define it by an exact ratio. As long as both respect each other, understand partnership and responsibility, they’ll make it, insyaAllah.

[🦋 @tryanamalia]

@motheranew Kak aku preloved mikhadou stretchy wrap yg switch daydream, kalo minat dm aja yaa

[saw &team in JP & SG 🐺🐺🐺😭😭😭😭 @actuallynikki]

The way i thought this was PH 😭😭😭😭 sea-sterhood of corrupt nations 😭

[AARON @lidolmix]

she wanted the keys to the city and 15 statues built in her honor so bad

[Shirin @Shirink_13]

Hind Rajab was 6 and she was shot with 335 bullets.

[Ora Kabeh² Kowe Kudu Ngerti™ |•°°•🟡 @eMbahNyutz]

Ternyata bahasa inggris

[yammi @sighyam]

SEA will always find ways to create moments of unseriousness 😭😭😭 we can’t take shit seriously