Doug 📐

Patriotic Cybertruck Driving Inventor Type 🇺🇸 📐 🚀🦾 🔥Blade Smith FIF S 8, Ep 7 champion🔥 Buy yourself a Tesla! Promise you’ll like it! 👇 YT @TryangleDZ

[Doug 📐 @Tryangle]

Be sure to update your supervisor operations manual when switching from FSD 14.3.2 to 14.3.3!!!

[Doug 📐 @Tryangle]

@GrumpyTesla_ @Teslalightshows @teslaownersSV @JoshWest247 @TeslaBoomerMama @Smokehbear @DavidMoss @DirtyTesLa @BeardedTesla @TesLatino @TheCandyManATX @Tesla Hanging with the little guy this weekend. My wife has a wedding to shoot today so I couldn’t be out of town. He’ll be ready for longer trips soon!!!

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@zahradeenu7 @grok This is a yearly occurrence here! I live between 2 ponds, so this sandy area next to my barn is a favorite spot for them! If we’re lucky I’ll get a video when one of the giant snapping turtles shows up. I have some dinosaurs living near me!

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Daily dose of wildlife: turtle edition! Mama’s laying some eggs! (Confirmed by @grok!)

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@Gfilche @Amy787 @SpaceX The Google deal yesterday was just another brick in the revenue wall that’s going up!

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America’s birthday is coming up…. And all it asked for was @cybertruck A.S.S.

Make it happen @tesla ….

For America 🇺🇸📐

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Butts in seats is the way, but the supervisor seat is the most powerful!

Love this!!!

[Owen Sparks @OwenSparks]

Just met Renee and her family after leaving Applebees. They saw me, @DavidMoss, @koby_pierce, and @LiamsDadTravel summoning our Tesla's around the parking lot.

They couldn't believe cars were actually driving themselves, and none of them had ever even been in a Tesla before.

So, I put Renee in the driver seat of my Model 3, she pressed the Self-Driving button, and the car took us around the block. Then Koby took them for a launch!

She will be ordering one now and enjoy stress-free travel, no more paying for gas, and no endless maintenance costs.

Show people @Tesla Self-Driving, you might just change their life.

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@JCChristopher Damn…. That post was gold brother 🤣🥲

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@stevehaag81 @TeslaPatriot 🤫

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@timmerenginerd @YoKeenan10 @JCChristopher @elonmusk @Tesla @cybertruck That’ll be right around when I’m in the market again 🤣

[Doug 📐 @Tryangle]

Dear @elonmusk,

I swore I would never buy anything but a Tesla ever again…

You asked people to make more babies

I can’t do both unless @tesla builds a full size SUV off the @cybertruck platform!

-Sincerely
Everyone

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@timmerenginerd @YoKeenan10 @JCChristopher @elonmusk @Tesla @cybertruck Easy fix dude! Just make a battery twice as efficient as all the engineers on the entire planet have been able to come up with! 🤣🤷‍♂️

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@MyTeslaMoonship @cybertruck

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Base model @cybertruck orders are rolling!

[The Cybertruck Guy @cybrtrkguy]

The logistics of a mass light show are absolutely nuts.

Michigan is just getting started tonight 🔥

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Meanwhile the long term bois…

[Tezlar @na_option]

$TSLA investors after it broke under $400

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@BigImpactHumans “Full blown insanity”

-proud dad

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@LinkN01 Silly me… I thought this was the opening shot of a very different kinda show

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@dallasteslaclub Threw 4 more in the bucket today… why not?!

[Doug 📐 @Tryangle]

I’ve changed my mind…. Everyone please, please bet against Elon

NFA

[Whole Mars Catalog @wholemars]

> be elon musk
> offer to buy Twitter
> look into it some more, realize most of the users are bots
> holyshit.gif
> "nevermind, I don't want to buy it anymore"
> get sued, forced to buy it for $44 billion
> billions of dollars of debt on the balance sheet
> FuckMyLife.jpg
> everyone laughs at you, says you will fail spectacularly
> left convinces advertisers to boycott you
> keep pushing anyway, rename the company X
> people refuse to call it X and keep calling it Twitter in defiance
> ignore them
> use the company's data to train a frontier LLM
> start a new AI company called xAI that licenses data from X
> xAI raises money, buys X
> SpaceX decides to launch data centers into space, buys xAI
> announce billions of dollars of data center deals
> raise $80 billion in an initial offering of the company at a $1.75 trillion market cap
> offering is 2x oversubscribed

dude can touch dog shit and turn it into gold

[Doug 📐 @Tryangle]

@hpbphill1 Oooo valid critique! 👍

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RIP Hollywood… your services are no longer needed