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Husband. Father.

[J. 🇵🇸 @Messilizer0]

Garry Neville : “Can we now start to place him (Messi) above Pele and Maradona?”

Roy Keane : “Yes, but he’s still behind Ronaldo 😝😂😂”

They’ve turned Ronaldo to a laughing stock in the debate 😭😭😂

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🇫🇷✨ Michael Olise (24) vs Sweden... 🥶

• 91% pass accuracy
• 7 passes into final third
• 6 recoveries
• 2/3 dribbles completed
• 2 big chances created
• 2 chances created
• 2 assists

France's TOP assister at the World Cup. 🥇

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🇮🇹🥇 This season, Federico Dimarco (28) broke the RECORD for the most assists in single Serie A season! 17 assists in total. 🪄

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Cristiano Ronaldo has now ‘lost’ 14 out of 14 OFFICIAL TITLES since arriving at Al-Nassr:

❌ Saudi League 2022/23.
❌ Saudi League 2023/24.
❌ Saudi League 2024/25.
❌ King's Cup 2022/23.
❌ King's Cup 2023/24.
❌ King's Cup 2024/25.
❌ King's Cup 2025/26.
❌ Saudi Super Cup 2022.
❌ Saudi Super Cup 2023.
❌ Saudi Super Cup 2024.
❌ Saudi Super Cup 2025.
❌ Asian Champions League 2023/24.
❌ Asian Champions League 2024/25.
❌ Asian Champions League Two 2025/26.

[SKALES @youngskales]

This is the Nigerian police !!!!

[Sara @piousdeenn]

If you forget to sit for tashahhud and stand for the 3rd rak'ah.. don't panic, here's the Sunnah solution

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Visit this website. Search for PhD scholarships. Apply & get in.

https://t.co/tBlLPO2OMm

Make sure you have your first class, MSc distinctions & be 32 in 2026 - before you come and chat to me.

Until then, attack TL conversations with TL conversations.

Leave my degrees alone.

[Ayilola of Nigeria /Laptop Guy 🩺 🇳🇬 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @silverpenydr]

Women are born with about 1–2 million eggs. By puberty, this number drops to around 400,000.

By age 30, it declines further to roughly 150,000, and by 35, it’s about 50,000, with a noticeable decrease in quality.

It’s important to be aware of these changes when making decisions about family planning.

Don’t let anyone mislead you into thinking age doesn’t matter when it comes to marriage and starting a family.

As age increases, fertility naturally declines, and the risk of complications or genetic abnormalities in pregnancy also rises.

[Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack]

Upcoming public holidays:

March 19 & 20: Eid El-Fitr

April 3rd & 6th: Easter Friday & Monday.

May 1st: Workers Day.

May 27: Children’s Day.

May 27 & 28: ILEYA.

June 12: Democracy Day.

Everywhere stew.

[Abiola @abylurv]

Looking for 10/10 movies? Look no further and thank me later.

[BIG AYO🔰 @4kaszz]

If you haven’t seen these two then bookmark for the weekend!!!

[ROYZ @royzkingin]

These are not movies, they are masterpieces.

[OLAMIDE 🌸💖 @Olamide0fficial]

Nasboi explained what transpired him, Okiki and Sydney Talker. He also revealed his age and talked about how hard fame is 🥴

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

WHAT TO DO WHEN BITTEN BY A SNAKE

1. Move away from the snake carefully so you don't get bitten again. Try and see if you can get a description of the snake while moving away. This is helpful.

2. Even though this is very difficult to do, you must not panic. Panic makes your heart beat faster, which can spread venom quicker if it's venomous. Sit or lie down in a comfortable position. Try to keep the bitten area at or slightly below heart level (don't raise it high).

3. Remove anything tight near the bite.

4. Only try to drive or move yourself to the hospital if you've exhausted all other options. Your best bet if to call someone that can come and take you. This is to ensure that you keep physical activities at minimal level. Don't try to start running after the snake too. All these will increase your heartbeat and spread the venom faster.

5. While waiting for the person you called, clean the bite gentle with soap and water.

6. Immobilize the bitten area. Keep the limb as still as possible.

7. Get to a hospital as quickly and safely as possible. This is the most important step. Don't wait to see if symptoms get worse. Even if you feel okay at first, serious problems can start hours later.

WHAT YOU SHOULDN'T DO

1. Don't use a tourniquet (tight band or string to stop blood flow). Ircan cause more tissue damage.

2. Don't cut the bite or try to suck out venom. This can cause infection or more harm.

3. Don't apply ice or cold packs. It doesn't help and may damage tissue.

4. Don't drink alcohol or caffeine. They can speed up how your body reacts.

5. Don't take painkillers unless your doctor prescribes them. Some painkillers can increase bleeding.

[JT Khalid 💸 @stfukhaleeed]

Person wey no allow me ride him bicycle for 2019 don buy GLE

[Ogbeni @OgbeniAdugbo]

HOW TO PUT PAYMENT NARRATION IN YOUR BANK TRANSFER IN 2026

Tax is mainly focused on taxable income and this taxable income is basically money paid to you in exchange for a particular service

So if you refuse to put the right payment narration, you may face some problems or even pay more, when filing your T A X Return

If you describe the payment narration correctly, you only pay tax when required... and nothing extra.

SIMPLE DESCRIPTIONS YOU CAN USE (LEGALLY)

1. When a Family member sends you money, they should write

"Gift / Family support" in the payment narration

2. When a Friend or anyone pays you back the money they owe you, tell them to write:

"Refund / Reimbursement"

3. When you move your own money to another account, write:

"Personal transfer/savings."

4. When someone lends you money, he or she should write:

"Loan received"

5. If you put your own money into a business, write:

"Capital contribution"

6. If you operate a POS and your customers want to make a transfer to you

They should write

POS transaction

7. You are a business owner and you sell things

Your customer should put narration like this

Payment for two cartons of Indomie

To be continued...

Ignorance of the law is no excuse

[Precious @ilemidunf]

Any website I can stream football matches except 808?

[Hon. Red Pen ❗️ @Minikothe3rd]

THE LIFE OF A MUSLIM: From Birth to Eternity

1️⃣ Birth & Early Beginnings
•Adhān (call to prayer) recited in the newborn’s ear
•Tahneek (sweet date rubbed on the palate) and naming with a good name
•‘Aqeeqah (sacrifice) on the 7th day & hair shaved with charity given
•Circumcision (for males)

2️⃣ Childhood & Upbringing
•Taught Tawḥīd (belief in One God)
•Parents instill manners, Qur’ān learning, and love of the Prophet ﷺ
•Reaching age of 7: taught prayer; age 10: disciplined to pray

3️⃣ Adolescence & Accountability
•Puberty = now fully responsible before Allah
•Observing 5 daily prayers, fasting in Ramaḍān, modesty and chastity
•Forming moral character and good company

4️⃣ Adulthood & Responsibility
•Seeking halal knowledge, career, and livelihood
•Marriage encouraged; raising a righteous family
•Zakat (obligatory charity), Hajj if able, serving community
•Striving for sincerity, patience, and justice

5️⃣ Trials, Worship & Good Deeds
•Life as a test: gratitude in blessings, patience in hardships
•Regular acts: Qur’ān, duʿā, charity, kindness, honesty
•Continuous repentance and self-purification

6️⃣ Old Age & Preparing for the Hereafter
•Increased worship, settling debts, writing a will
•Teaching younger generations through wisdom
•Longing to meet Allah with a clean heart

END OF EARTHLY LIFE

7️⃣ Death
•The soul taken by the Angel of Death
•“There is no god but Allah” encouraged as final words
•Ghusl (ritual washing), shroud, funeral prayer (Ṣalāt al-Janāzah)
•Laid in the grave facing the Qiblah

8️⃣ In the Grave (Barzakh)
•Munkar and Nakīr question the soul:
Who is your Lord? What is your religion? Who is your Prophet?
•Comfort and peace for the righteous
•Constriction and torment for the wicked

THE DAY OF RESURRECTION

9️⃣ Resurrection & Gathering
•All humanity raised from graves
•Standing before Allah in accountability
•Deeds weighed on the Scale (Mīzān)
•Each person receives their Book of Deeds:
•Right hand = success
•Left hand = regret

🔟 Crossing the Ṣirāṭ
•A bridge over Hellfire
•The righteous cross swiftly, others fall based on their deeds

11️⃣ Final Destination
•Jannah (Paradise): eternal bliss, mercy, God’s pleasure
•Jahannam (Hell): punishment for those who rejected truth
•Some believers purified temporarily then admitted to Jannah

Ultimate Honour
•The greatest reward: seeing Allah in Paradise
•Eternal peace begins — no pain, death, or sorrow

This is the Muslim journey: born in fitrah (purity), living in worship, dying upon tawḥīd, resurrected for eternal justice.