Alexandrea Neville

[Alexandrea Neville @tryna_hang]

Today an old lady crashed my lunch table. I was annoyed until she told me how she snuck to the pool every morning. I love old people

[Alexandrea Neville @tryna_hang]

Taking bets on how many times I will open the cabinets before I accept that chips are not going to just appear

[Alexandrea Neville @tryna_hang]

Wishing the neighbors would stop banging on their doors like they're shipwrecked and this is the first apt they've seen in years #anxiety

[Alexandrea Neville @tryna_hang]

Don't have the social skills to converse with lyft driver for full half hour so I don't even try #silence

[Alexandrea Neville @tryna_hang]

Why do babies have to grow into children... #tinyhumans

[Alexandrea Neville @tryna_hang]

#workworkworkworkwork

[Alexandrea Neville @tryna_hang]

#imnotlisteningtoanythigyouresaying

[Alexandrea Neville @tryna_hang]

Sitting here writing this paper like

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Better humans make better wizards. https://t.co/rU1FHD8U6c

[Alexandrea Neville @tryna_hang]

Me every single time I finish writing an outline for a paper: "wait. I need to look at the prompt"

[Alexandrea Neville @tryna_hang]

"ITS MY ESSAY ILL WRITE WHATEVER I DAMN WELL PLEASE" - coming to you live from the Denny's computer office #finals

[Alexandrea Neville @tryna_hang]

58 minutes into class with guest speaker and I'm sitting here like

[Alexandrea Neville @tryna_hang]

Everyone is graduating this week and I can't even seem to wash my laundry #winning

[Alexandrea Neville @tryna_hang]

If you want to experience the worst side of humanity and you hate yourself, go to the grocery store on #MothersDay

[Alexandrea Neville @tryna_hang]

Me at college: hi nice to meet you now kindly move your prayer session off the sidewalk #powerwalkersawareness

[Alexandrea Neville @tryna_hang]

Talk? No I don't really use my phone to talk...I just use it to have something to stare at intensely while avoiding social interaction

[Alexandrea Neville @tryna_hang]

#AnyonebutTrump

[Alexandrea Neville @tryna_hang]

I want a student appreciation week like I deserve free chipotle for having to put up with all these teachers bullshit