Kyle

!!!!

[Oluwamucho @MuchoTV2]

I’ve been laughing at this bar for a week now

[Wheelsy @alexwheelsy]

Lads we are on the brink of relegation

[sunny b xtc @sunnybxtc]

someone gotta figure out how to make Catalina Island into another Ibiza

[Softboy @softboywin]

we literally used to write a rough draft and final draft essay BY HAND 😭😭😭

[aqua @aquaismissing]

Valve wins against Rothschild and immediately gets sued by New York Attorney General...

[Nancy Pelosi Stock Tracker ♟ @pelositracker]

Well this sucks...

Senator Katie Britt just disclosed a purchase of JP Morgan $JPM while sitting on the Senate Banking committee

$JPM is up now up 27% since her purchase

But the worst part is you couldn't have even followed this.

Because she violated the STOCK Act by disclosing this trade hundreds days late

Her fine? $200

Less than the price of a speeding ticket in most states.

[:3 @sylvetfy]

unemployed ppl be like damn i got ranked tmrw

[Max Leverage (Prediction Market Trader) @tradewithmaxx]

How can anyone afford to retire?

My dad worked 25 years at the chemical factory

Did all the right things

Lived within his means, contributed to his retirement, and took on extra shifts

And now, just one bad option trade I made from a strategy I learned from TikTok cut his 401k in half

Now he can’t afford to retire or even buy his medicine

Millions of others are in this exact same situation

[Not YDG🦁 @notwhydeegee2]

He instinctively reached for the Foxboro hand warmers 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

Sometimes the pencil led that’s been stuck in my arm since elementary school tells me to do bad things

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

‘Cleave’ can refer to splitting something apart.

‘Cleave’ can also refer to the uniting of two things.

…what?

A word that is also its own opposite is called a ‘contronym.’

[Worst Contrarian - BACK OFFICE @ LARP CAPITAL @larpcapitalwc]

Day 6 off zyn, noticeable uptick in sex drive and energy the last few days

I’ve used the excess energy to call into radio stations and argue with the host

[rabo @dumbnormal]

Taking a $49 Lyft to the airport rn. Thinking about getting a $32 club sandwich and a $15 beer when I get there. Maybe grab a $9 bag of Chex mix for the flight

[The Antihero @YourBoy_KG]

Are the developers at Outlook happy with their search function?

[Kyle @tryna_rose]

@BarackObama M no P p

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

This is what my unfolded laundry is doing to me right now. I need help

[Tim @trouble_man90]

Republicans when a child gets a free meal