SatChaser

music addict turned jpeg enthusiast

global vibe collector & distributor

[SatChaser @trynagetsats]

btw

The new and improved full mix of Keep it that Way is out now on youtube

the individual songs will be out coming to all streaming platforms soon

https://t.co/4dGH9H2cnz

[SatChaser @trynagetsats]

The five gallon bucket alone is like $12 to be fair

[Space Angler @spaceangler_]

The Kelce slop they sell in buckets like horse feed probably tastes so good if you took remedial math in HS.

[SatChaser @trynagetsats]

You can't get insurance in anything in northern California anymore there are tons of people trying to sell

[Tobias Maximus @tmaxftw]

$900K in California. Price cut. 20 acres.

No, there isn’t a housing shortage.

https://t.co/wKfnoXIK04

[SatChaser @trynagetsats]

Press x to buy durritos

[CharlieIntel @charlieINTEL]

NEW Call of Duty Teaser

[SatChaser @trynagetsats]

Wait until you learn about hunting in real life

[Bat Vibes @BatVibes]

Have you ever thought about the Pokémon definition of a “poacher”? It's basically just a dystopian corporate monopoly.

In the lore, you are branded a poacher simply for using nets, traps, or cages instead of a Poké Ball.

The entire system is a massive "Big Brother" compliance checkpoint:
• The Tech Monopoly: The law basically mandates that you must use patented corporate technology to legally interact with wildlife.
• The Global Registry: The real crime isn't the catch itself—it is dodging the database. Poké Balls automatically tag every capture to a centralized Trainer ID grid. Catching a Pokémon with a net keeps it completely untraceable and off the books.
• The Safari Loophole: People claim poachers are criminals because they over-hunt, but Ash caught an entire herd of 30 Tauros in a single afternoon. Because he paid a corporate entrance fee and used officially licensed Safari Balls, it was perfectly legal.

The Pokémon League just wants absolute regulatory control over a heavily monetized digital capture grid.

[SatChaser @trynagetsats]

watched some tom and jerry for the first time since I was a kid, it seems jerry is actually a complete asshole.

tom just wants to clean the house and be productive, what is jerry's problem?

[SatChaser @trynagetsats]

does anybody believe these guys anymore?

[Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸 @pmarca]

I'm calling it. AGI is already here – it's just not evenly distributed yet.

[SatChaser @trynagetsats]

@whydowebuy yea I did after 2 or 3 years

[SatChaser @trynagetsats]

moving out at 18 was possible even like 10 yrs ago, I did it and didn't even work full time

my first apartment was 450 and I could pay for a used car, food, and all the beer and ciggies I needed

this was also in california

[Syd Steyerhart @SydSteyerhart]

Kicking your kids out at 18 has been a disaster for western civilization.

[SatChaser @trynagetsats]

this might be the most overrated game of all time, wasn't that good when it came out and still is mid today, but yet is constantly glazed

[Video Game Nostalgia @GameStalgiaX]

Sleeping Dogs (2012)

[SatChaser @trynagetsats]

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[ape @qpe]

In my 47 years of being a UFC fan I’ve never seen a main event as shit as this

[OpinionEver @opinionever]

Once you have a 'Digital ID app' on your phone you will be trapped. You will become dependent on the app. Then the government will slowly change it so it requires more and more permissions to access everything on your phone. Then it will report you for installing a VPN.

[SatChaser @trynagetsats]

I wouldn't hire someone who keeps a spreadsheet of their own L's either

[Mr PitBull Stories @MrPitbull07]

My 24-year-old friend has applied to 847 jobs in the last year.

She’s been tracking it in a spreadsheet.

She has a bachelor’s degree. A 3.8 GPA.

Two internships.

She’s gotten 12 interviews.

Three rejection emails.

The rest? Silence.

“Entry-level” jobs require 3-5 years of experience.“Competitive salary” means $35k in a city where rent is $1,800.

She’s living with her parents and working at Starbucks.

Her degree cost $80,000.

The system isn’t broken. It’s working exactly as designed.

Just not for her.

[SatChaser @trynagetsats]

ufc on paramount ads featuring fights 👍

[SatChaser @trynagetsats]

used to go crazy on this game on super nintendo

[Goh_Billy @GohBilly1]

WWF WrestleMania: The Arcade Game went hard.  My brother @BlondetanamoBay helped me make a video showcasing some of the game's crazy combos.  This was the first game I wrote an FAQ for back in the day.

[SatChaser @trynagetsats]

They're doing this to me tomorrow

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Return policy: must be in original packaging

[deaf kennedys @thamosdeaf]

As a boy I always knew I wanted to grow up and use two factor authentication to access fast food reward points on an app

[SatChaser @trynagetsats]

LMAO

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Tesla will stop selling FSD after Feb 14.

FSD will only be available as a monthly subscription thereafter.

[SatChaser @trynagetsats]

george orwell never predicted how gay the dystopian future would be

[SatChaser @trynagetsats]

gm 🌞