The Disgruntled Imperial

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[The Disgruntled Imperial @tryndalxp]

@lorddeathspit @SonySantaMonica @Dominos_UK Seriously

[The Disgruntled Imperial @tryndalxp]

@SonySantaMonica @Dominos_UK You got mogged by a damn pizza delivery company.

[The Middle-earth Mixer @MiddleearthMixr]

Gm boys

Get up

[Adrian Dittmann @AdrianDittmann]

The first Starship to transport astronauts should be called Starship Enterprise

[The Disgruntled Imperial @tryndalxp]

@EzhmaarSul The Ewoks don't keep me from loving this film, but they're easily my least favorite part of it (right above Boba going out like a silly cartoon henchman).

[TrayaCath @CrusaderTraya]

I sadly believe any world where Star Wars was managed well is probably worse off. It was a canary in the coal mine, the thing that woke many people up to how progressives were beginning to cannibalize culture. It was a painful shock that made people see all the gay pride, trans kids, girlboss stuff.

People only noticed because it was Star Wars. This monolith killed by Hollywood's cultural devolution.

So, while I miss good Star Wars and good video games... I can appreciate how Kathy Kennedy and Anita Sarkeesian have forced people to hate evil things again.

[The Disgruntled Imperial @tryndalxp]

@RealMBrooks @MiddleearthMixr gem

[The Disgruntled Imperial @tryndalxp]

I think the funniest thing about Star Wars prequel discourse is that critical fans have somehow convinced themselves that socially awkward people absolutely sound like that when they're trying to be romantic. Joss Whedon doesn't write your dms, I know you sound like dorks.

[The Disgruntled Imperial @tryndalxp]

@98ALTV @na81992647 I've really never understood the Gen Xers that insist that Episode IV is just called "Star Wars". What a strange hill to die on.

[The Disgruntled Imperial @tryndalxp]

@jarlbillclinton @mightydudbolt He's being sarcastic, this follows a long chain of posts defending the prequels.

[The Disgruntled Imperial @tryndalxp]

@RygAleksander @SoulFurs @OlivierRoggevn @The_Petrichory That's 70 degrees Fahrenheit, 21 degrees Celsius.

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

Never been more true

[The Disgruntled Imperial @tryndalxp]

@AlfonsoHegao @CTtheViking best, brightest, and boldest immigrating to America. Many factors converging into this: the virgin Europoor.

[The Disgruntled Imperial @tryndalxp]

@AlfonsoHegao @CTtheViking Learned helplessness from decades of legacy media apparatus that makes America's look tame by comparison. Years of false superiority from having their defense budgets low enough to afford being welfare states, thanks to American defense spending. Generations of their

[The Disgruntled Imperial @tryndalxp]

@WillCates44 Because the entire story hinges right here. Anakin stays put, maybe Sidious still outsmarts Windu, but maybe not. From the moment the tear drops down Anakin's cheek, the future is in motion. The Empire has already been born. Such a great scene.

[Commie Gibberish of the Day @CommieGibberish]

The tapeworm has become so big he thinks he is the body.

Remove it now and deal with the damage of healing immediately.

[shuo @sunderls]

I think the rocket emoji 🚀 on X should be Starship

[Robby Starbuck @robbystarbuck]

Planet Fitness reportedly stripped a woman of her membership for not wanting to share a locker room or bathroom with this man. Insane. How is anyone still supporting woke @PlanetFitness?

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

“There it is, the face that launched a thousand ships.”

“Yea, the other way!”

“DOHOHOHOHO”