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Words 'n' turds.

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Hopeless romantic = good
Homeless romantic = run for the hills

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International travel is a fast track to domestic bliss (apparently).

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"Behind the hieroglyphic streets there would either be a transcendent meaning, or only the earth..."
Thomas Pynchon, CoL49

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‘I have not passed over, with affected superiority, what is equally difficult to the reader and to myself, but where I could not instruct him, have owned my ignorance.’— Samuel Johnson

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"No man but a blockhead ever wrote, except for money."— Samuel Johnson

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Steely Dan absolutely killing it:
Tonight when I chase the dragon
The water may change to cherry wine
And the silver will turn to gold
Time out of mind

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New book

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This has to be the most New Zealand headline I have ever seen.

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1945. Germany wins best dressed army (again). Loses WW2.

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Her: we need to have a frank and open discussion about our relationship.
The discussion: YOU ARE THE PROBLEM

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Being alive is overrated.

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The world's insane
While you drink champagne
And I'm livin' in black rain
You try to ban the A.K.,
I got ten of 'em stashed
With a case of hand grenades
—Ice T, Body Count (motherfucker)

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Yes, Streaming Giant tonight I feel like watching Irreverent Comedy.

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Motorbike finance, AKA life insurance.

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Plath has gotten
under my skin
With rueful rooks
And pursuing Panthers
In bedroom den.

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She (barely) outlived her fame. Who?

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The key to being generous is having nothing anyone wants.

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Thanks The Chemical Brothers for spending 1,163 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to In Dust We Trust. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/IW1qSbHTuz

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EnnuiChat

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You had me at PayPal 🚀🍩💩

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