Do you find yourself saying:
-Don’t touch that!
-Wait, you can’t just run in there!
-Don’t eat that!
-Shouldn’t we try talking to them first?
-Oh no, what have you done?
You are either the parent of a toddler, or the only rational one in your D&D group.
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@hobbular Also I'd like to point out that stage managing is not, in fact, one thing. It's fourteen things wearing a trench coat and carrying a roll of gaff tape.
Name your 5 recurring dreams as if they were movies:
1. “The Brakes Done Quit!"
2. “Dude, Where Are My Pants?"
3. “The Scream That Makes No Sound"
4. “Failure At Work"
5. “The House Where Time Skips Around A Lot"