aster 🌙🪐

friend of dorothea / swiftgron enthusiast

[aster 🌙🪐 @ts4track1]

she’s so mother

[shan 🔥 @holygroundsound]

affirmation time!!!

i will not panic buy merch or preorder the album i will not panic buy merch or preorder the album i will not panic buy merch or preorder the album i will not panic buy merch or preorder the album I WILL KEEP MY HEAD AND MAKE SMART MONEY CHOICES

[ؘ @gaylorisms]

nothing screams pr more than a brand endorsement

[aster 🌙🪐 @ts4track1]

taylor has more chemistry with any woman she’s ever interacted with than she does with football

[haze (fanboy version) ✩ @holelor]

it’s all part of the fucking story

[regina george @meanlore]

…have they met before? 😭

[victoria ✄ @swiftstpds]

“fine taylor, you can make your new album the colors of the lesbian flag but you have to announce it on travis’ podcast”

[mad publicist @yearnlor]

really interesting in the context of "the life of a showgirl"

[aster 🌙🪐 @ts4track1]

performanceartlor i love your game

[abigail 🦖🍅🦁 @twilylor]

Hey TS12 this is your meemaw and I think you’re gonna be about secret relationships with a lot of queer cultural and literary references

[☠︎︎ lexa nav ⚔︎ @harkgriddle]

swifties not at all clocking how unnatural it is for her boyfriend to be synchronized pr posting with her brand name team account leading up to her next album announcement

[Lian ☀️ @theglasscloset]

im sorry but if ure a gaylor and u cant see that this is the funniest fucking thing she's done idk what to tell you LMAOOOO

[☄️ @subrbnlegnds]

if not performanceartlor, why life of a showgirl?

[aster 🌙🪐 @ts4track1]

this is embarrassing 💀

[m @lestatsnepenthe]

announcing an album called “the life of a showgirl” on your boyfriend’s podcast over a year after that same boyfriend joined you on stage as one of the men forcing you to perform as part of a transition segment of your concert… interesting… lots to think about

[aster 🌙🪐 @ts4track1]

i would do a lot of things for taylor swift but i’m not listening to that damn podcast

[mia @diickvandyke]

there’s a region of my brain that’s been dormant and it’s embarassing how taylor swift moves a single inch and then it lights tf up