trin

[i know dada @pinkst3rs]

bryce tonight

[Gerry 🏇💨💨💨 @gerryd84]

Why do people sell stuff on Vinted and say “slight mark on it but should come out in the wash”

So you’re selling me something that’s not been washed?? Why would I buy something unwashed, surely it won’t be there because YOU’VE washed it

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

Gabe gone be back on South Beach by Sunday looking for the hoes.

He will be A-OK.
#LoveIslandUSA

[Soham @king26_sk]

imagine buying instagram plus and finding out that nobody is rewatching your story like zero rewatches not even accidental clicks

[A Lizard Lady @LexiconLass]

As it happens, my sex ed teacher DID talk about blue balls. Made sure to tell us that it's not as big a deal as men say it is and not to let them talk us into things we didn't want to do because of it :)

[lil piss baby @11kmrn]

sometimes you date somebody and think you’re asexual. other times you date somebody and think you’re a sex addict. #duality

[˙𐃷˙ @upyearning]

Looking at old photos of myself and noticing the loss of elasticity in my face

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

The hardest part of being on Love Island for me would be having to catch up 6 weeks of chatter about me when I got out.

Like I’d need to pre-hire an archivist who could prepare a chronological and context sound drive for me of every tweet, video, article, comment, everything!

[star ⭑彡 @_lesvian]

the replies… taps sign

[lily @lillianemallow]

scientists please explain how come the sleepy before u sleep is so cozy fun silly comfy awesome time 2 socialize but the sleepy after u sleep is sandpaper sahara desert torture forever simulator

[Goddess 🎀 @prn63ss]

tried touching myself for the first time without a rose #pussyfried

[ceecee 🖤 @clayberrii]

yall ever hear a song you feel like you might like eventually but you haven’t unlocked the music taste for it

[🫖 @katebushsuprfan]

My life update is that I got my Master’s in Anthropology last week! Which means that i’m smarter than like 90% of the adult population in a subject no one has ever heard of

[john @johnsemley3000]

gotta love a hi chew. it’s like a piece of gum that knows when to call it quits.

[cecily⭐️ @modrngirls]

feeling utterly chopped and got asked for my number on the train

[Sav Shawz @shawzsav]

really depressing to think I was gonna grow up in a society that favors education and empathy but instead we got maga and mass environmental wipeouts

[Jono @whoinvitedjon]

I want smaller cans of tomato paste. Can we have a vote on that?

[Liz @lzreads]

Stop using ChatGPT. Consult a local grandma…text your friend gc w/ a weird name…type ur problems into Reddit dot com…go to the library…pay a psychic…the ancient sources of wisdom…