me if my daughter turned out to be proship:
what the fucks??! you're literally a fucking cheese pizza consumer get the fuck out of my house i'm disowning you PROSHIP DNI
proshipper usernames can be absolute gems sometimes cuz i could be srolling and find amazing art or an amazing take, and their user is lolitoesuckler100 or somethign
"my therapist said proshippers are disgusting and need to die. so no it's not a valid coping mechanism" she probably said that because you looked her dead in the eyes and just lied about what being a proshipper is