tugume

here to doom scroll

[Seyram @__theSeyram]

One day it’ll rain & my babe will also be with me & I will be offline like you guys😔

[tugume @tsarhenri]

@Mumsfilibabba_ damn

[tugume @tsarhenri]

@TrollFootball the hell is Uganda doin there?😂

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When she starts using HAZARDOUS LANGUAGE LIKE "MARRIAGE" and we've only been dating for 12years

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

I quit smoking weed because it is probably one of the saddest drugs. You probably won’t hit the same rock bottom as alcoholism or other addictions. You can’t overdose and you probably won’t lose your job or your wife or die an early death.

But you’ll wake up one day and entire slices of your life will just be…. Gone.

[tugume @tsarhenri]

@ZamanyIbrahim top of the morning

[Jake @jacobkleinman]

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4”
— unknown poet, early 21st century, the American Northeast

[narsa.🪺 @rathor7_]

"I love chubby women" Naahhh you love women who have big boobs and Ass

[tugume @tsarhenri]

@perkmaybe who turned off the light at the end of the tunnel

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to the high cost of energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

[tugume @tsarhenri]

@perkmaybe Hi

[tugume @tsarhenri]

@perkmaybe hello from the other side!

[tugume @tsarhenri]

@mide_io why'd you bring this up when i've already sold mine

[tugume @tsarhenri]

@cxrnerrstone @mythickds what if??

[Tomi @tomiwebstr]

twisting that T and the I and the T and the T and the Y or whatever drake said

[SourYoghurt @the_dp_esq]

Your dad literally.

[IDANSKI⛷ @Blac_nels]

can’t lie… i dey panic like mad… i just dey reason life everyday… na twitter dey always give me lil joy… that’s why i’m already addicted to the app…

[ajay @1meajay]

moving man just dey move with empty belle since 💔

[էąʂհą🧊 @trustissuezzz]

Oh yeah and you a bitch. @kendricklamar

[Vusi.Mz🦉🇿🇦🇫🇷 @YouDunnoVusi]

Real niggas don’t have suicidal thoughts you just got to keep living because if you die there won’t be any real niggas left