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Younger than dirt/
older than dust/
failure at writing haiku.

(he/him/meh)

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Who could have thought that
the PATH to beauty lied deep
within bleak Newark?
#haiku #urbanhaiku #newark #newarkhaiku #newarkpennstation

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Feral Brooklynites
Terrorizing city folk
Who will stop these beasts?

#brooklynhaiku #haiku #pottedhaiku #nychaiku

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Minor movie milestone: Fifth film at the movie theater in 2023. A documentary on arthouse cinemas (specifically one in Las Angeles).

The great irony is that most people will end up watching this at home (if they do even end up watching it).
#OnlyinTheaters @IFCCenter

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Scraps is the Goodest Girl!
@SimoneGiertz #demsdafacts
https://t.co/n8IWk5Hh5u

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An old unfinished poem from 2014. Seems it works as a finished poem to me now. #poetry #nycpoetry

Tonight is a ghost tale.
I wade across Park Avenue to its Western shore.
I stride to the Eastern [bank] of Madison Avenue.
Turning North, I drift against the stream.

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Fix your bloody clock.
Madison Square Park needs you
to address your faults.

#clockhaiku #haiku #nychaiku #madisonsquarepark #timeflieswhenyouhaiku

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.@G0ffThew Scary times. There still is a sizable Happy Science contingent in NYC. Got this Facebook ad 3 days ago. This plus the Falun Gong animated documentary, Eternal Spring? Cults are pulling overtime in some heavy handed PR maneuvers here in NYC movie theaters.

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How the frack is #horror not a genre, @audible_com?!

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@tomtomorrow If looks could kill, your cat just instantly killed your next 25 re incarnations.

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@BallySports But why?!

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@hasanminhaj The story behind why The Patriot Act was named was terrifying and up (naively on my part) unexpected. Great @netflix special. Ever consider taking over for Trevor Noah when he leaves The Daily Show?

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Cinema experience no. 40 for 2022.
Waiting for the start of Tar. Kate Blanchett's likely lock for a lead actress Oscar nod come 2024.
@AMCTheatres
https://t.co/fh90dFxxqG

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@cstross @xkcd @MyzLilith Naked mole rats still Need to develop pants! And wear them.

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@JAMNPP @AngelikaFilmNY @mubiusa @mubi @TIFF_NET @TheNYFF @FilmLinc Got my ticket for Friday night at @AngelikaFilmNY.

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Holding out for spring
they will likely never see.
Tiny blue fantast.
#haiku #Octoberhaiku #flowerhaiku #brooklynhaiku

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@PopSci I created a pickle, cheese, and mustard sammich when I was a kid. Shouldn't be surprised it existed way before that.

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@ZachWeiner [Insert punny/witty here. TBD later]

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@tanyachen I posted about this clutch in the past. I'd even pin one on my shoulder if the whim compelled me.

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You had one job @Fandango. #decisiontoleave @mubi @AngelikaFilmNY