Torben SchmidtHansen

Drummer, philosophy enthusiast, now dabbling in poetry.

[Torben SchmidtHansen @TSchmidthansen]

@xruiztru Vi er rød, vi er hvid, vi er Danske mathematicians with a headache we must have chosen ourselves (meget dårlig)

I love maths, but why would this be the way to express the number?

I would love to hear from someone with some #etymology chime in to help me make sense of this shizz

[Torben SchmidtHansen @TSchmidthansen]

@uheartbeast Hi I was so excited to try your metroidvania code, but am having trouble getting it to start as i'm a bit of a n00b, could you provide some simple sort of readme?

[Torben SchmidtHansen @TSchmidthansen]

@TWCrewe @AliJamalAshraf @xkcd @rd_270 This is the answer which made me giggle most. Bravo 👏

[Torben SchmidtHansen @TSchmidthansen]

@GylesB1 Another favourite of mine from the illustrious Homer Simpson:

"60% of statistics are made up on the spot"

[Xavi Ruiz @xruiztru]

Denmark 👀

[Torben SchmidtHansen @TSchmidthansen]

@DannyBate4 Slappy worthy, nay?

All the best, keep posting the good stuff!

[Torben SchmidtHansen @TSchmidthansen]

@biggestjoel But "The Room" needs no defense. It's perfection exemplified.

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@McDonalds How much would it cost me to purchase enough big Mac sauce to fill a 3.7k litre volume swimming pool. Asking for a friend.

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@kimedieval That was one of the first songs my partner and I ever danced together to!

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@JashSayani @FryRsquared Your point being, what, exactly? "Well we have it worse, so it's not that bad" is a pretty silly way to look at things imo

[Torben SchmidtHansen @TSchmidthansen]

@dfgillie I've opted for the Roly poly in my youth, but frailing bones have led me to adopt the hill slide

[Torben SchmidtHansen @TSchmidthansen]

@allwrongthink @existentialcoms @beatonna I'm on the edge of my seat.

Will they reach the turtles which go all the way down?

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

Philosophy in a Free Fall
https://t.co/DDCLJyZjNy

[Torben SchmidtHansen @TSchmidthansen]

@wokeupafraud I knew about Lost Prophets... Who else should I be concerned about? Please don't say Sum41

[Torben SchmidtHansen @TSchmidthansen]

@crossestman @maa10816 @buildcyclelanes @sazza_jay There's so much replay potential! My first playthrough was an angsty teenager, then I tried and outraged uni student. Currently playing as a lurker who occasionally replies with low effort jokes.

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@FrogCroakley The true genius here is that instead of having to develop a marketing strategy and adapt with the times is that a sickly pirate speaks for itself, and is eternally relatable

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@FrogCroakley I love this, supermarket "own-brand" products offer functionality without luxury cost associated with brand image, but who cares if there's no poorly pirate.

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@Hellawyn @DannyBate4 @LauraAmalasunta I should have seen that Danny already used whatdyamacallit, so I'd like to add that in fact I dropped my dooberrywotsit during my laughing fit

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@Hellawyn @DannyBate4 @LauraAmalasunta I laughed so hard I dropped my whatdyamacallit

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@jennifer_ek1 Sorry Jennifer, it's been sold now

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@BoomtownFair Hi, I am gutted I can't make it this year for Chapter One, but have been trying to sell my tickets rolled over from 2020. I sold one, but the other has public transport entry, and I can't sell it to anyone in good faith if they can't get to Liverpool. Please help.