Intellectual Homer Simpson

Scott Garner, Scotty Ramone, or Intellectual Homer Simpson on other social sight. No longer here. Not checking DMs. App deleted.

[Intellectual Homer Simpson @tscottgarner]

This video made me laugh so hard I threw up in my mouth a little.

[Allan Bell @AllanGBell]

some dude posted a vid of a turtle mad at him and i have to agree.

this is the maddest turtle of all-time 🐢😡😡😡😂

[Intellectual Homer Simpson @tscottgarner]

I haven’t been here in weeks but I’m officially out permanently on Twitter. Its owner makes it ethically untenable to use the product. Please find me on one of the other socials. I’m Scotty Ramone or Intellectual Homer Simpson in most places. And my real name is in my bio.

[Intellectual Homer Simpson @tscottgarner]

@brog59 Offensive woes boil down to the line just underperforming like hell. I can’t even evaluate other players based on how bad the line has played. Particularly the right side.

[Intellectual Homer Simpson @tscottgarner]

RT @Dino_Lesson: New dinosaur!

Qianlong is a basal sauropodomorph from the Early Jurassic of China. It is known from three adult skeletons…

[Intellectual Homer Simpson @tscottgarner]

New Dinoctober entry… my first-ever attempt at Pegomastax. #Dinosaurs #Paleoart

[Intellectual Homer Simpson @tscottgarner]

Day three. This is a study of an existing piece by William Stout.

[Intellectual Homer Simpson @tscottgarner]

#Inktober days one and two. Probably all #paleoart for me.

Day one: line trace of pencils.
Day two: stippling and some shading.

Initial sketch done while listening to @Dave_Hone and @iszi_lawrence on the excellent Terrible Lizards podcast!

[Intellectual Homer Simpson @tscottgarner]

Worth poking my head out of the XTwitter gopher hole to post this when Denver took a 70-spot to the groin earlier today.

[Stev @__Stev_]

As a @Broncos fan this Simpsons clip is always relevant.

[Intellectual Homer Simpson @tscottgarner]

@SJBlackTweets @iszi_lawrence @Dave_Hone I only discovered the podcast recently as part of ongoing interest/research. I was immediately floored by how entertaining and informative the podcast was straight out of the gate.

I’m on season 4 now and I haven’t found a dud episode yet.

[Intellectual Homer Simpson @tscottgarner]

@brog59 Oh yeah. I was agreeing with that initial assertion. Both can be true, coaches can know best and/or get it wrong and coaches can learn and adapt their preseason regimens.

[Intellectual Homer Simpson @tscottgarner]

@brog59 Coaches learn too, right?

[Intellectual Homer Simpson @tscottgarner]

@brog59 Good coaching staffs know who to play in preseason and who to sit. Not unremarkably, those same coaches watch—gasp—practice.

[Intellectual Homer Simpson @tscottgarner]

If you’re over in that other neighborhood, I’m at-ScottyRamone there and my name is still Intellectual Homer Simpson.

I can’t tell you how much better the overall user experience is in the sky, even if there are still many features to add. 2/2

[Intellectual Homer Simpson @tscottgarner]

Another update on my Twitter account/usage for the 3-5 interested folks:

This account has officially died and gone to that place in the sky. You know, the blue one.

I will continue to check here a bit for sports content and a couple of other niche follows. 1/2

[Intellectual Homer Simpson @tscottgarner]

@scottyramone.bsky.social

Our long national nightmare is coming to an end.

[Intellectual Homer Simpson @tscottgarner]

Nine inches of rain in the Boro.

Gonna need to mow the grass this weekend.

[Catherine Liberta @catlibertawx]

A look at rainfall totals as of 5am this morning after Idalia moved through coastal Georgia and the Lowcountry. The storm caused flooding, tree damage and power outages across the area. Join us live on @wjclnews right now to see some of the damage from Idalia #hurricaneidalia

[Intellectual Homer Simpson @tscottgarner]

@SarahSpain Thank you! Well said.

Hugs,
A former journalist

[Intellectual Homer Simpson @tscottgarner]

@lukermartin [Bill Murray Caddyshack GIF]

[Intellectual Homer Simpson @tscottgarner]

Student journalists are one of the last bastions of local news. These at #UNC are doing extraordinary work.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

The front page of tomorrow's
@dailytarheel.

These are some of the text messages sent and received by University of North Carolina students during the Monday lockdown triggered by the shooting death of a teacher on campus.

[Intellectual Homer Simpson @tscottgarner]

I’ve been feeling a bit “off” lately, maybe I have a brain worm!

[The Associated Press @AP]

A neurosurgeon investigating a woman’s mystery symptoms in an Australian hospital says she plucked a wriggling worm from the patient’s brain.