Tim Sell

I don't know what I am.

[Tim Sell @tsell49]

@twhiddleston Hey! Could you do me a solid and marry my best friend @birdysepia. She's really cool.
She's from France and likes memes.
Thanks :)

[Tim Sell @tsell49]

@birdysepia You're ganna do what to his mum?

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

The James Acaster specials on Netflix are spectacularly good. He is a once in a generation comedian, and I can’t think of anyone who wouldn’t enjoy them. Give yourself a bank holiday treat.

[Tim Sell @tsell49]

@MatthewdAncona @guardian I have a one size fits all solution: Treat Trans-women like the women they are.

[Tim Sell @tsell49]

@birdysepia Je n'aime pas le changement.

[Tim Sell @tsell49]

@birdysepia I DON'T LIKE CHANGE!!!

[Tim Sell @tsell49]

Racist: says something racist on a public forum.
Racist: gets hate from people.
Racist thinks: Why am I getting hated on?

[Tim Sell @tsell49]

Sea-gan.
Because: screw fish!

[Tim Sell @tsell49]

@birdysepia Unfortunately, nothing. Parents like that often view their children as THEIR possessions. "I made him!". And they treat them like it. Meanwhile, many laws back up this view. For now the child stands no chance Vs the bullying giant. I hope, that parent is having a rare bad day.

[Tim Sell @tsell49]

@jinivsuniverse Yes!

[Tim Sell @tsell49]

@birdysepia Todger

[Tim Sell @tsell49]

@birdysepia One-eyed trouser snake

[Tim Sell @tsell49]

@Joeysquibb @SYP_UK @uclpublishing @pubinterns If you don't employ @jinivsuniverse you've made a error. Get in contact with her and you'll never regret it.
She'll be a great asset to any publisher.

[Tim Sell @tsell49]

@DaveGorman I can't believe you still have cheques.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

The world's oldest land animal is Jonathan, a 186-year-old giant tortoise. He still regularly mates with his partner Frederica, though it is thought that they haven't had any offspring because Frederica is probably male.

[Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov]

Daily Mail front page headlines make more sense if you imagine an old man shouting them from a park bench.

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

The 16 women who accused Trump of sexual assault are telling their story in one video-please share this far & wide. RT if you agree it’s time for Trump to be held accountable for his sexual misconduct.

#TrumpSexPredator #AMJoy

[Tim Sell @tsell49]

@APEastRegion @BillyCrystal Sick Burn