EthanRyan

[EthanRyan @tsengtsenger]

Tonight my 3yo toddler regaled us with play by play of his bathroom conquest, live. Then after his shower informed us he needs lotion on his breasts because they are dry #cantmakethisstuffupifitried #babyzingers

[EthanRyan @tsengtsenger]

Ryan stop screaming!!
Ry: (screams laughing)
Me: RYAN! stop screaming! Your throat is going to go raw STOP!
Ry: (whispers) rawr #touche #babyzingers

[EthanRyan @tsengtsenger]

Et 6: owww!!!! That hurts!
Mom: ry what do you say?
Ry (3yo): let it gooo!! Let it go! #babyzingers #frozenquarantine

[Angela Tseng @AngeTseng]

My 3yo is a psychopath. Last night he didn’t yawn the entire time I was yawning to show him it’s so late it’s bedtime #truth #bedtimestruggles #yawn

[EthanRyan @tsengtsenger]

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[EthanRyan @tsengtsenger]

Et(5): mommy why is the coffee place all dark and closed?
Me: cuz it’s night time and people don’t really need that much coffee and pastries anymore
Et: oh I know! Because only adults drink coffee. And all adults loooooove to sleep so no one drinks coffee at night! #babyzingers

[EthanRyan @tsengtsenger]

Ry3: nooooo I don’t want to go to school!!
Me: but you can see all your friends!
Ry: noooooooo! But then I have to take a nap! #babyzingers #onedaychildoneday

[EthanRyan @tsengtsenger]

Ry3: (talking about yoshi the dog) we don’t like him we love him!
Me: you mean you don’t JUST like him you love him.
Ry3: no we don’t like to eat him
#waitwhat #thatescalatedquickly #babyzingers

[EthanRyan @tsengtsenger]

Playing “raise a hallelujah “ in the car. Rys fave song. He’s singing along. “Out from the ashes, open the lights!”

Me: 🤔

[EthanRyan @tsengtsenger]

Ry3: (to et) you’re pissing me off!!
Daddy: we don’t use that language
Et5: then why does mommy say it Me: 🙄 silence is golden right now #gotcalledout #babyzingers

[EthanRyan @tsengtsenger]

Et5: (watches yoshi and another dog greet each other by sniffing butts)
Ewwww! HAHAHAHA mommy why!
Me: explains
Et: (uncontrollably giggling and trying not to) mommy mommy stop. I can’t have this talk about butts anymore #babyzingers

[EthanRyan @tsengtsenger]

Ry3: I don’t want any lettuce on my burger. You know why? Because it’s made out of trees! #babyzingers

[EthanRyan @tsengtsenger]

Ry3: I’m going to run like this
Et5: no you can’t. You will never get a boo boo if you run that slow. But if you play racers with your friends you will never win too #truth #babyzingers

[EthanRyan @tsengtsenger]

Teacher: what’s m bring for Halloween?
Ry 3: wander....watermelon!!
Me: Wonder Woman 😂#babyzingers

[EthanRyan @tsengtsenger]

Me: ry do you know what street we live on. What city etc....
Do you know mommy’s name?
Ry: mama! Oh angela!
Me: that’s right! How about daddy?
Ry: uncle Dave!

It never gets old 😂#babyzingers

[EthanRyan @tsengtsenger]

Me: R, mommy said I love you what do you say?
3yo: I wiped a booger on your shirt but I wiped it off. Hi booger
Me: 😑#wellplayed #babyzingers

[EthanRyan @tsengtsenger]

Ry3: I said “mommy I want bao bao. Mommy i want bao bao. Mommy I want bao bao. That’s 3 times.

That’s not a lot 🤗#babyzingers

[EthanRyan @tsengtsenger]

Ry3: and chewy ate yoshi!
Me: uh no...?
Ry: oh. Lick!
Me: yea more appropriate #babyetseng

[EthanRyan @tsengtsenger]

Et: daddy do you know I know how to spell UCLA?
Me: 😑🤨

[EthanRyan @tsengtsenger]

Ry: mommy you’re gonna be ugly when you don’t take a nap? Because you are cranky like an alien monster?
Me: 😂😑#babyzingers