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[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

13+ years bro

[Rynna ☭ @rinnitensei]

This platform might actually explode on the kirkversary

[Savy @Savy4895]

“Mummy has already washed the plates”

[🦒 @tsf_zia]

The Penguin is fucked up

[🦒 @tsf_zia]

@LadiPoe Yes dad

[🦒 @tsf_zia]

If Victony can get Rema on a remix of ts wlh it'll go platinum

[G @Gideoomatic]

He's real asf

[ire @ireaura]

my favorite thing to say rn is ‘nbl’ cause nbl frl

[Dapo. @Dxpo_]

Babe wake up, it is time for the yearly Warri Refinery activation. See you again in 2027.

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

You cannot out-hustle a failed government.

You cannot out-pray a failed government.

[s44nti @s44nti]

gasté dinero como si no hubiera mañana y si hubo mañana

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

In less than a fortnight, toddlers will have spent two months (60 whole days) in the forest with animals in the name of kidnappers.

Unlike the ‘bring back our girls’ that went international, there isn’t even a hashtag for these kids.

Nigerians, it’s not fair o!!!💔

[GUBZ ⭐️⭐️ @VhoGubz]

People using screenshots of them mizing their partners’ calls or texts as photo dumps is really interesting (derogatory).

[D’Colossus @_thecolossus_]

You will suffer so much as a punctual person living in Nigeria.

This is my lamentation.

[gst @wearegst]

A reminder that the president is YOUR elected official. His job description under Section 14(2)(b) of the 1999 Constitution of Nigeria explicitly states:

"The security and welfare of the people shall be the primary purpose of government."

The constitution does not say the primary purpose of government is to issue orders regarding security; it says the primary purpose is to secure the people.

When orders fall short, the immediate next step is:

An administrative overhaul under Section 218(2) of the 1999 Constitution.

Prosecution of confirmed terrorists and funders.

Instead...

The terrorists have been reintegrated into society, and funders are shielded by political bureaucracy and left walking the streets completely free.

Meanwhile, his Attorney General (Lateef Fagbemi, SAN) and the EFCC Chairman (Ola Olukoyede) are still securely in office, protected by low-level conviction statistics.

[🦒 @tsf_zia]

@professorstein0 Odogwuslop for real 😭😂

[kie ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆ @w7lderness]

u get wired headphones and suddenly every door handle is erect and present

[SCOREpion 🦂⚽🔥 @Hakeem_Onitolo]

I will keep clapping for others until it is my turn.