Sherie

Stochastic variable , Fearfully and wonderfully made, #chocolatedragon pièce de résistance

[roger🫧 @expiredcunt]

Shakira going to Africa every time it’s the World Cup to find backup dancers

[Sherie @tsharonne]

@its_voss No wako kilimani

[Masaku @masaku_]

Mkumbuke June 25th we were fighting both Ruto and Gachagua. Gachagua used to go to the office at 4am to teargas us

[Sherie @tsharonne]

@sil_vee_yah Yeah that really irked me he just put a hat on

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

My contribution to humanity is that I haven’t watched polygamist

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

The plan is to make Kenya a failed state;
1. Destroy the middle class.
-shut down manufacturing companies.
-overtax the working class.
-inflation.
-hike the cost of living.
-no increments on salaries.

2. Turn everyone into a beggar.
-introduce digital currency.
-government as biggest employer.
-destroy informal sector.
-divest manufacturing.
-over regulate/ over tax small and medium enterprises.
-subsidise corporates.

3. Privatize land.
-give access to farmland to global agricultural multinationals.
-bills that take away land sovereignty from the citizen.
-introduce a land tax.
-create squatters.

4. Control housing.
-15 minute cities.
-over surveillance.
-avoidable housing for those who can't afford a tax on their freehold land.

5. Destroy seed sovereignty.
-introduce only patented seedlings.
-prioritise GMOs and hybrids.
-demonize indigenous seeds and organic farming.
-pass bills that curtail the growth and aspirations of small scale farmers.

6. Privatize water.
-force a people to need a license to harvest rain water, rivers or dams.
-overtax boreholes so only the rich can afford them.
-give global beverage and bottled water companies uninhibited access.

7. Enslave the nation in debt.
-borrow from global banking cartels;
IMF, World Bank, China EXIM Bank, European Central Bank, African Development Bank...
-squander taxes.
-loot borrowed money.
-use national assets as colateral for debt.

8. Destroy Sovereignty.
-allow foreign military bases in your land.
-allow foreign governments say so in your socio-economic/ political issues.
-allow biological weapons labs.
-allow for looting of mineral wealth and natural resources.

9. Create an illiterate populace.
-remove free education.
-introduce a new education model without proper planning.
-allow globalist entities to fund your curriculum.
-dumb down the learners.
-divest/privatise higher learning institutions.

10. Devalue the currency.
-print fiat without regulation.
-inflation.
-loot gold and silver reserves.
-allow global banking cartels to set fiscal policy.

[Sherie @tsharonne]

I miss wine

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I’ll decline a morning call so fast. Yeah, I’m awake but I haven’t even spoken to myself yet.

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

America's errand boy

Tuma police Haiti...yes sir
Chukua watu wa Ebola..yes sir
President wa kutumwa Jacket kwa gari

[𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 @Finehairr_]

Public outrage in this country expires faster than milk

[Olivia Pope @darkerberry__]

Ever since this man took office, he’s done NOTHING but consistently show Kenyans just how low he can go.

[Ciru Muriuki 🇰🇪🪬 @CiruMuriuki]

There’s plenty of room in State House for that fuckass quarantine center. They can have it there.

[Sherie @tsharonne]

@gidikariuki I stopped watching after he passed

[Wangū wa Majani @wanguwamajani]

The lady who’s baby is missing has convinced me to also take current pictures of new staff just in case of anything

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Emmanuel Macron to Kenyans.

[KAT @reallKAT]

Sex is the highest form of pleasure created by God, means you can have find pleasure in many things but the highest of them is sex. Sex is God's idea not man's idea, he created it to express love.

Sex doesn't produce love, if it did then those with the highest love should be prostitutes.

Sex is between a man & a woman and not a man & man, woman & woman.

Sex is for married people and everyone else who participate in sex is a fornicator.

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

Sabastian Sawe didn't break the 2-hour marathon barrier just because of the Adidas "supershoe." He's a damn good athlete. These East Africans all are.

I had to tell the whole world on CNN. Everyone be guided. Thanks for your attention to this matter!