Taylor Schoepf

'I dont know how many years on this earth I got left. Im gonna get real weird with it' tOSU '16 PS EI

[pingu @pingu4ll]

if you don't occasionally get excited about the moon idk what to tell you dude

[Coop® @ItMeCoop]

Reds mentioned

[Chelly @chellgod]

How productive im going to be at work tomorrow

[Taylor Schoepf @tsheppy10]

@BuffaloHoser @TheRyanBickford @Aportzline The western conference champion had an average regular season. Jackets were smack dab in the middle of the standings, which is also average. Because they excelled in the playoffs doesn’t drag the jackets up with them

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Today is Leif Erikson Day.

[julia @juumelo_]

actually I’m locked the fucked out I’m distractionmaxxing

[Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻 @NxtDeterio]

Heartbreaking: Autistic who thinks they're fairly well socialised discovers they have "the voice"

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster

[quetzal_rainbow @quetzal_rainbow]

Thank you demonic skull of wisdom

[Jeff @jeff2da]

Omg 🤣

[Nick🦁 @DETNick_]

Marco Kasper waiting for the “KICK IT” to throw a punch is legendary😭

[antipodean scourge @guywhoiswoke]

I really thought that by finishing my ASOIAF read I would move the cosmic needle enough to precipitate the immediate announcement and subsequent release of Winds of Winter within the next 6 months. Disappointing

[Jessea 🔱く⁠コ⁠:⁠彡 @girlsgaysnjrod]

Guy who spent the last 6 months in physical pain inflicted by their baseball team: I really miss my baseball team

[Taylor Schoepf @tsheppy10]

@realfakesaban @RyanParis04 @KRUISports Hot and wrong

[Cllr Bogd Weller @real_bogdweller]

im convinced one of the big reasons adhd specifically faces this kind of skepticism and dismissiveness is that, as a disability of executive function, it raises questions that threaten to erode the foundations of everything we assume about free will, motivation and responsibility

[Taylor Schoepf @tsheppy10]

@comradeskreeonk @funnyrat8 Me. It’s to gain control of your time but unfortunately doesnt officially start until everyone is in bed and can be uninterrupted with no expectations from anyone. Then to bed by 9 on Friday because I haven’t slept all week

[Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry]

They’ll kill me for saying this but if you’re good enough at your job you can roll in a few minutes late with an iced coffee on a regular basis and no one says shit about it

[mae_honk @mae_honk]

every time i make a joke that doesn't particularly land i get real scared that after all these years my friends will abandon me for one bad joke

[isabel @wisepissmage]

People say things like “he doesn’t have a job” or “he’s got no responsibilities” about their pet…. Imagine having the constantly secure the perimeter. Having to listen for predators constantly (unless you’re napping). Having the lives of your owners rest on your shoulders…