Happy BBN Day to all of us. 🥂😂
As of today, we are officially resigning from being productive members of society. For the next three months, we’ll be gloriously jobless, proudly unpatriotic, and emotionally unavailable to anything that isn’t happening inside that house.
To the serious, mature, responsible, hardworking, and patriotic citizens of this country, we humbly hand over Nigeria to you. Please manage it well until we finish watching BBN 🤲🏽😭
Here’s to a season that doesn’t just match the hype but completely surpasses the standard Season 10 set. Give us iconic housemates, unforgettable ships, messy gbas gbos, elite diary sessions, and enough drama to keep us arguing on this app till the finale. Happy BBN season
As you all find new faves to squeeze into your already overcrowded fanbase logos beside your usernames and start promising them they’re your “forever fave” and your “last bus stop,” all while knowing you’re lying through your teeth.
It’s like Ama Governor has an everlasting beef with Fmr. chief Justice Torkonu o eiii. She still can’t fathom why she wasn’t called to the bar in 2023 over a supposed “bad conduct”. 🤦♀️
Tomorrow BBN starts. 🥳
My mutuals already know how I am, but if you’re new here, let me just say this.
Over here, we respect each other. We’ll all have different opinions, and that’s okay. You don’t have to agree with me, and I don’t have to agree with you. It’s a reality show, not a court case.
As usual, I’ll be cruising, dropping hot takes and giving commentary because that’s literally why I’m watching. If I see something, I’ll talk about it. If you don’t like my opinion, keep it moving. You’re free to tweet yours too.
You’ll never catch me under someone’s tweet insulting them because they like or dislike a housemate. It has never been that deep.
Please don’t come here expecting me to baby anybody. If your fave does nonsense, I’ll say it. If they do well, I’ll say that too.
Most importantly, abeg don’t go and ruin real friendships or start dragging your mutuals over people you just met yesterday on your TV screens. These housemates don’t know you personally.
Let’s argue, laugh, cruise and enjoy the season without losing our home training.
Day after tomorrow, your reality changes with #BBNaija launching new faves into the spotlight.
Ebuka takes the stage on July 26. Reconnect now or catch him live on DStv Stream 📺
He's definitely sleeping with her or he wants to sleep with her. I pray we never encounter such men.
I will sha drag her down from that front seat Sha,because I would really like to know where the audacity is coming from.