Logan Lindsey

Musician, athlete, and father who has random thoughts that aren’t usually funny enough to say out loud. #trekker and/or #trekkie

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The first time most men receive flowers is at their funeral.

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Gucci Kroger does not live up to the hype.

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@meetcleo

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Sugar is ice which becomes liquid when in contact with another liquid.

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Sugar is a liquid which at room temperature is ice.

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If there is anything more enjoyable than listening to my daughter sing while getting ready I have not yet discovered it… and I mean not to.

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“I’m not a binocularian.”

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You’re missed and loved.

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I definitely don’t weigh my produce at the supermarket.

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I have come to the conclusion, that I am indeed the problem.

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Is it still a rucksack if it’s just a backpack filled with beer?

#rucking

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“Watching a movie on tv is like getting kissed over the phone.”

We love music concerts because it’s a shared collective experience and theaters are the same way. Creating a larger than life, uninterrupted, suspension of reality, that’s simultaneously experienced with others.

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@Dorksider Then it shall be done! I’m watching my way through ALL the Star Trek movies with it first.

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I think I’m now addicted to watching movies with commentary.

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If you can’t see the back tires of the vehicle in front of you, even while stopped at a light, you’re too close.

#baggoffjaggoff

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Isn’t it ironic. Dontcha think?

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Why are all cooking videos suddenly afraid to flip eggs? #bringbackovereasy

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Toys R Us has unofficially changed its name to Harbor Freight.

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“Don’t just sing harmony to silence.”

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Taking a southerner to Red Lobster is probably the same as taking an Italian to Olive Garden… if I had to guess.

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Some situations are put in your path to teach you what hurt really feels like… and that you’ll overcome it.