Time to reintroduce myself!
🏳️⚧️ Zev, 33, he/him. Queer + poly in a t4t4t V
✡️ I am unapologetically Jewish. I don’t talk I/P with twt goyim. Antisemitic/david duke shit gets you blocked
🫃 I’m trans + pregnant. I talk about it a lot
🔞 Minors DNI, I block if you follow
would hucklerobby encountering the annoying ass chabadniks who hang out on street corners be too niche of a scenario. i was laughing my ass off telling my friend robby would get accosted like “are you jewish” & while robby’s trying to speed walk away dennis is like “yes he is :)”
@saidthestrling I can see it so clearly omg. Dennis has no clue bless him.
I fear it is quite niche for the gen public, but I adore you for giving me this vision. But also like his thick hairy arms while wrapping tefillin 🤤 👀
Dennis thought he would be the emotional one about their baby’s milestones and growing up, but Robby is crying on Jack’s couch the night after they realise she’s grown out of her going home onesie.
’🦊。BloodyMary Oneshot Announcement! 🐺
。Title: We Have Not Touched The Stars (Nor Are We Forgiven)
。Status: Completed Oneshot | Word count: 6767 words i'm not kidding
。Rating: Explicit 🔞
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In case you’re curious about newborn life:
I’m obsessed with cuddling him and somehow don’t mind much that I live off of 2-4 hours of sleep. But also he managed to pee IN my orange juice today and dirtied four sets of sheets and clothes before dark. 100/10 stars buyer beware