Roy Reshef

The Magic Words are Squeamish Ossifrage

[Roy Reshef @tsipo]

@yegg Changed my default search engine (which was DuckDuckGo) to Brave search, removed your app from my phone. No interest in a propaganda-search-engine. Harsh words? If you bias your results based on politics, you are busy with censorship and/or propaganda.

[Roy Reshef @tsipo]

.@InstanaHQ @mirko_novakovic Your aggressive shameless marketing has become harassment. One more call / email to my PRIVATE number or email address and it'll be charges with the police, lawsuit and/or a social media campaign against you. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

[Roy Reshef @tsipo]

@RMadridInfo You remember young Pique w/o Puyol? That's ur girl-w/-pigtails Varane w/o Ramos, s**ting her skirt

[Roy Reshef @tsipo]

@saturnism leaving java to golang garbage collector... (seriously!)

[GoCon Canada @goconcanada]

Should we aim for another #golang #tech conference in Toronto next year?

Let us know. RT for reach.

Thanks #gopherfriends

[Roy Reshef @tsipo]

@TTCnotices is there a specific reason why bus 61 is a mess every weekend??!! You only have 2 buses, running every 20 minutes. Almost every weekend one bus is either very late or not running. Like now.

[Roy Reshef @tsipo]

@IgnotumAliquis @IanColdwater @lorenzofb Take a look at IOCCC along the years, especially the one-liners, and you'll see readability of assembly, more or less. There's lots of c production code which is not much better. You can write unreadable code in any language, but c makes it easy easier.

[Roy Reshef @tsipo]

@IgnotumAliquis @IanColdwater @lorenzofb My old university prof used to say in the 90's: c has the expressiveness and power of assembly, and also the elegance of assembly. QED.

[Roy Reshef @tsipo]

@TheHoopCentral #EatTheDeer - with some maple syrup, of course ;-)

[Roy Reshef @tsipo]

.@PRESTOcard your website is the worst. experience of '95, +-. you were out for 3+ days, now it's not responsive again. if you had competition, you'd be out of business!

[Roy Reshef @tsipo]

.@aircanada AC891 still on the tarmac. You have no right to hold us like prisoners for almost 2 hours like that. I demand to know when we will be let go, I already got 3 update SMSs from you which all expired.

[Roy Reshef @tsipo]

.@aircanada AC891 is the flight. A disaster ending to a great vacation in Italy. Incompetence at its worst.

[Roy Reshef @tsipo]

.@aircanada due to problems with their documents so you need to offload their luggage. In the meantime we missed the slot. You are holding an entire flight hostage! And we have 9:30 hours in the air. No wonder people are calling you "Air Cattle". Because that's how you treat us.

[Roy Reshef @tsipo]

.@aircanada are you running an airliner or a taxi service? Sitting on the tarmac in FCO for 1:15 hours now, first you tell us air traffic control in Brussels delays us, then that missed our slot due to late passengers! Now we are told that 3 passengers were denied entry...

[Roy Reshef @tsipo]

@issacharoff פורסם בגארדיאן הבריטי בערך בחצות שעון ישראל: https://t.co/Xtlho1xLOo . כשבארץ לא מדווחים מלה, נראה כאילו צריך להודיע למשפחחות או משהו כזה.

[DEV Community @ThePracticalDev]

The last programming book you'll ever need

[Roy Reshef @tsipo]

. @TorontoPearson are we paying airport tax to stand in the gate? It's worse than a bus stop! Disgrace.

[Roy Reshef @tsipo]

. @TorontoPearson Gate F63, 90 min b4 takeoff no seat. Coz u made it into a bar.

[Roy Reshef @tsipo]

Naranja, naranja, naranja - todo el mundo es naranja! :-) #NED

[Roy Reshef @tsipo]

Chrome Bugs Allow Sites to Listen to Your Private Conversations http://t.co/2SdayJIYXk via @TalAter