Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!
I’m sorry but if you don’t think a billionaire shutting down one of the busiest streets in nyc ON THE 4TH OF JULY so she can have a wedding in a castle built inside a basketball court, is not the epitome of out of touch and “let them eat cake” then you just don’t care about people.
when I was a kid i used to think this was the best pop song ever made. then i grew up and matured and realised that this is absolutely the best pop song ever made.
and cried in the shower while she was going to the bathroom lmfao. tried to pass it off as my middle school bully courtney sending me the videos of boys to taunt me but nobody bought it lol. think i was like 12/13
forgot to close the browser with the youtube video 'boys kissing' on the family computer, dad had a friend over and was absolutely fuming and upset about having a "f*g for a son" right in front of his friend, i went in the bathroom while my mom was going to the bathroom
The way Jeff just meta-gamed his own show by spoiling firemaking LMAO he doesn't like live reunions so now he can be like "WELL WE CAN'T HAVE THAT HAPPEN AGAIN! NO MORE LIVE FINALES!" #Survivor50
You’re standing on a planet with molten lava at its core. Trees are turning sunlight into air you can breathe. Your heart is beating without you asking it to. There’s a moon in the sky and bugs that glow. This whole thing is absurdly beautiful. Don’t forget to notice it.
Cirie came into #Survivor50 as an extreme outlier in an uneven cast. Her legend status preceded her. She should’ve been gone night 1.
Instead, she lasted 12 episodes. For 11 weeks they let her run rampant, floating like a butterfly, swinging like a pendulum & deciding the votes. She dodged twists, read bluffs & ingratiated to the point of unparalleled individual dominance. She was a bright spot in an often frustrating season. She added to her extensive resume, showed new sides of her brilliance & gave us 11 weeks we shouldn’t have had. In that time, she brought us all a lot of joy. For that, I’ll always be grateful.
Chin up Cirie nation. We’re the lucky ones #Survivor
There is no one I love in the reality TV world more than Cirie Fields. If Survivor 50 is the last time we see her on TV, I will be absolutely crushed but honored to have grown up watching her.