Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED
Ducks : In a fucking row
Horses : HELD
Eggs: In so many baskets
Bigger Fish : Fried
Ace : Up my sleeve
2 Birds : Stoned
today a woman saw me buying flowers for my girlfriend and she said to me "where do i find one like you" and i told her “right here”, because besides being romantic i'm also unfaithful