Tommy Smith

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

If you wear Hollister past seventh grade I'm just gonna assume you enjoy the taste of another man's penis

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

True

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

I bet the first gay Transformer will transform into a Prius.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Guys do the driving because there is no way in hell we are putting our life in a woman drivers hands.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When I was younger, $20 felt like $100, now $20 feels like $1

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Guys love girls that we can just chill with all day and still have fun.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Ha!

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

No matter how calm... Every guy is capable of road rage when in traffic.

[Sam Bassani @sambassani]

When I start drinking, my dick does all my thinking

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Lets have a moment of silence to the bitches dying for attention.....