Taavo Smith

@[email protected] on mastodon. I’m done with this place

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Replies aside, the above is my last regular tweet. You’ll find me at @[email protected]

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@realMattKParker Into The Inferno! She wanted something about volcanoes. Didn’t want as much information about North Korea and the origin of humans as it offered

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Looking for the mastodon in which to post that I just explained the heat death of the universe to daughter. And we watched our first Herzog together the other week! But I’ll be damned if I’m posting that here.

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Wife wigging out because daughter has bad judgment in Animal Crossing, on their shared island

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Twitter disabled third party clients so I guess that’s it for me. Which mastodon should I move to? Need advice

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@realMattKParker @boycats _has_ 😀

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Daughter says she wants the 6 piece chicken nuggets with fries, apple slices, and a milk, and a pee. And she clarifies that she’s the one who needs to pee.

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@boycats @realMattKParker @AppleMusic rm -rf /

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@boycats @realMattKParker @AppleMusic Never happened to me either. Have you tried deleting your apple id and recreating it?

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@boycats @mstine As Matt said, more or less.

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@boycats @mstine More of a manager in the Hollywood sense than the HR sense, but there’s always something to do

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She likes the part where she gets to sit in the circle, with the triangles, and her friends all chant

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Daughter explains that her friend wants to sacrifice her to demons, so they will give her their powers. And she’s into it

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Daughter’s new toy has an anus, again

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Never realized Dr. Octogonecologyst was so kid friendly. Gonna try Deltron 3030 on her next, maybe King Geedorah.

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Daughter reports that halfsharkalligatorhalfman is stuck in her head. Mission accomplished.

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Game ended with daughter, weeping, “I’d rather go bankrupt than offer you more.” She is eight.

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Absolutely destroyed my family playing monopoly. I recognize it is mostly a dice rolling game, and intended to be a simulation of our society’s injustices, but never have my daughter’s tears been so sweet.

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Mixed feelings, having offered wife and child cash value for their properties when they visit my hotels, unable to afford their bills. Extended their suffering, but gave the rare pleasure of owning houses on three sides of the board.