Everything you know about karma is wrong.
It's not cosmic payback.
And there's no scorekeeper in the sky.
The original meaning (hidden in 3,000-year-old Sanskrit texts) is far more terrifying.
But far more freeing.
Here's what I found about what karma actually means:🧵
@clarenceTerre When I asked my very liberal young-adult daughter about this, she replied that the Christmas song implied sexual assault, while WAP was an expression of body positivity. 🤦♀️
🚨 LMAO! BILL MAHER JUST DROPPED:
"Trump [renamed] Lake Ontario to Lake America — liberals are VERY pissed at this. They say, 'you can't just go around renaming things to suit your agenda!'"
"Just ask my LatinX birthing person!"
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If Walmart can pay some guy to watch me struggle to scan my produce at the self-checkout, plus have two more guys watching the cameras to make damn sure I scan every item, maybe they can just pay for one more cashier at the regular checkout line.