Our 5 year old seems to have deemed himself the local virus warden.
Over the fence to our neighbour:
โJEAN YOU NEED TO GO INSIDEโ
โOkay I will in a minuteโ
โYOUโRE OLD AND THEREโS A VIRUSโ
โIโm not that old thank youโ
โHOW OLD ARE YOU JEAN?โ
โIโm 68.โ
โTHAT IS NEARLY 70 JEAN.โ